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love is free&for all 🍉💚✨ https://open.substack.com/pub/elizabethkelsey?r=2pbdvh&utm_medium=ios
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I just don't think it's all that crazy to care a little bit

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I feel like art

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Turning 30 has made me wildly horny

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I love lamp

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I love the post office

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The world is hellllllllllllll so we might as well pull ourselves up by our boot straps. Right!? Right!?

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Late night poetry

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I've eaten 3 bags of vanilla tootsie rolls in a day

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welp, least I got kibby

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I know this may come as a shock to some people, but majority voted for trump because he’s white. So when policies change, egg prices soar, jobs decline, they will be unwaveringly loyal to his whiteness. Yes it’s really that simple. Yes it’s really that deep.

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But actually I'd like to just chill for a couple days

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White lotus coming back is all that's keeping me going at this point ...and Tanya won't even be there ...

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Grimes’s son just told Trump “I want you to shush your mouth” in the Oval Office Chileeeee…

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a moonbow in northeast Ohio

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That's it, the straw that broke the camels back. I'm out.

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Crazy people still use Twitter

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How cool would it be if like 2 minutes before his performance Kendrick was like...nahhhh and just bailed on the Super Bowl #heroshit

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I have therapy tomorrow at 2

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I'm telling yall right now, februrary is going to flyyyy by March though...March is here to stay

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Desperate times call for tulips

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we must be very clear on this: not a single right winger actually believes the crash was about DEI. they all understand it was likely a mistake or a result of understaffing. they're not that stupid—they're just very racist. they also don't give a fuck about other people (including white people)

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The more I see your ads the less likely I am to buy your shit. You'll never catch me in a comfrt sweatsuit that's for sure.

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The aliens can save us anyyyyy time now

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I KNOW you're dying for a podcast about community: wait is over Jan 31st The Humor Me Podcast✨💚

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cleveland, oh

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Are there any roads that ice before the bridge??

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Something bout me is, I'll be late

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how do solve a problem like Maria??? how do you catch a ☁️ and 📍 it downnnnn???!!!

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I could care less if anyone else is laughing, I am laughing

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will never get old

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dogs are a babes best friend

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I'm Sorry - Gator Days

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I just hate Kia's, I have no reason, I don't know anything about cars. But Kia's can fuck off.

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inside every diehard liberal there are two nazis: one who is in denial about being a nazi, and the other just a regular old nazi

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If you're still thinking someone's social media is a complete look at who they are, you've got a lot to learn

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abundance surrounds me ✨

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I really gotta get my hands on some money so I can be a music producer, I got taste yall

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The worlds still on fire, I thought today I could wake up and it would have been a dream

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