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sometimes I’m looking intently at rocks I picked up with a loupe and it’s like…. yah, you are a mineral, yah you are evidently a bunch of minerals, you are just a rock, you? you are clearly the spirit of an ancient turtle hi I should probably take you back to the creek

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

found a few really cool rocks in nevada city on a creek, right where two very early lode gold mines were and I just want to stare at them with my little loupe and read my little books about them. I want somebody to tell me about my rocks so bad

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

today I was in a crosswalk when a car tried to hit me, so close that my purse hit the car. I just kept walking cause this is nothing unusual. the lady who did this followed me, tried to block me from getting into my own car, with her cell in my face, screaming that I assaulted her lolll

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

I need a real camera again so bad, and a job lol

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

autocorrect decided that I meant “the abdominal snowman”

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

for the past week I’ve been helping a friend build a tree costume for last nights ‘city of trees’ parade. we gathered enormous amounts of sticks after a storm, cut branches off roadside eucalyptus trees, found bark and lichens, made a motherfucking hoop skirt, thrifted, spray painted, hot glued…

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

seeing a lot of very fancy vans for pseudoscience “mobile” businesses this week - today it was a “healing gongs” van, yesterday it was a “reverse diabetes, lifestyle coach” that appeared to be claiming they could exercise the diabetes right outta you

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

someone from a volunteer shoveling agency asking me if i know of any reason why my neighbor would need his walk shoveled for him and im like that depends on if you guys count rockabilly

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

the freight trains going west are sure nuff overloaded and shaking my damn house again, just like the last time daddy was president

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

me, in fozzie bear voice, to myself when I want to do something bad: wocka wocka walk away

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I am at cookies drive in eating the worlds best french fries, sitting in the sun looking at extremely fluffy clouds

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

you have coffee? I have cookie. this is non-negotiable

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

since there aren’t private accounts I just block everyone

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

was out walking and saw the most dead dead dead hawk imaginable and I took a picture cause I reported it to the bird flu/west nile guys. but do you wanna see it?

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment