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Now do Arkansas

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Happy Juneteenth.

submitted 367 days ago • 37 comments

*puts on chicken hat* LET'S GOOOOO COASTAL

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Idk about y'all but JD *came* blocked to my Bluesky

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This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.

submitted 2 days ago • 868 comments

See also: Seth MacFarlane 😣

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Also, what in the Mae Horn is he wearing?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

TIL people don't wash jeans after every wear and y'all

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John A. Logan shoutout! #thirteenthgrade #cws

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🗣️ 🗣️🗣️ YOU CAN'T WAIVE CHILD SUPPORT

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Woo Pig!

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I hate Ben McDonald with the heat of a thousand burning suns. Shut up you Cajun dork.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

The US Army marched through Washington DC yesterday to commemorate its 250th year. Many officials were in attendance, including Secretary Pete Hegseth. To show his support for the Army, he wore a camo tie. Personally, I think there was a more sophisticated choice 🧵

submitted 5 days ago • 121 comments

I watched a Methodist service this morning (PHUMC iykyk) and it was like a warm hug. You're okay, Wesleyans.

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Our circle of friends has a gay couple on the periph, G&C. Sometimes they come to hang when we have things, sometimes not. Anyhoo, they came to a birthday party tonight and when I saw them I said "Happy Pride!" and G said "You're the first person to say that to us ALL MONTH."

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I wish I could've been there! But alas, #babywatch.

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that's little rock, arkansas showing the hell up #nokings

submitted 7 days ago • 343 comments

WTH, Minnesota? Prayers going up.

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Hey Arkansas protestors: If your complaint involves the Arkansas State Police, you may wish to contact the Arkansas State Police Office of Professional Standards by calling Lieutenant Marcus Daniels at (501) 618-8210. The Attorney General does not have oversight over local or state law enforcement.

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Jerry Van Dyke held the door open for me at a local Mexican restaurant.

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For YEARS I have told people that the OG Doritos were just plain corn chips and everyone scoffed at me. BEHOLD MY VINDICATION!

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I’m pleading with serious people to stop hijacking good internet jokes with your issues. Just scroll, babe.

submitted 10 days ago • 19 comments

We are on Baby Watch around here and while I don't like the optics of being born on Friday the 13th, it would be super convenient if he would make his appearance tomorrow

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Counterpoint: Robert E. Lee was a treasonous loser who gladly slaughtered his fellow Americans in defense of slavery while being a mildly above average military tactician. He should’ve been hanged in Lexington.

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If you ever want to get my son riled up, ask him about Jorge Posada not being in the HOF. #Yankees

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Here’s a video of Stephen Miller in high school screaming that he’s “sick and tired of being told to pick up my trash, when we have plenty of janitors who are paid to do it for us.” This is the sociopath shaping our immigration policy and so much more

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