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Clipping the dogs hair with a hangover. What can possibly go wrong?

One of Busted looks like the other twos Dad.

What’s your favourite skincare product? Like the one thing you won’t be without. Mine is Clarins Blue Orchid Oil. I love it.

It’s egg time motherfuckers.

OMFG #eastenders

Book 7 - This was spectacularly shite. Every trope, cliche and stereotype crammed in. The “twists” are obvious a mile away and I’m annoyed with myself for reading it

Grant is short for Granthony #eastenders

I adore David Tennant.

I’ve started pronouncing the L in balm and no one can stop me.

Told you.

For the avoidance of doubt. No cunt tells me what to do 💁🏼‍♀️

The bad lurgy has got me in its rancid grip.

Imagine the horror of a world without perfectly fried eggs on toast.

Does anyone know the specific incantation to get the Phillipo Berio song out of their head?

If you’ve never had a (Beyond) burger served in a toasted pita bread, then you, my friend, have never lived.

FINISH THEM #thechase

The Chappell Roan song Good Hurt is about plucking a thick wiry chin hair #fact

Bianca must be truly honking by now #eastenders