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Meeting a friend for brunch at 11, which means I have to wake up by 9 and can't lie in bed reading posts for two hours. Ughh, why is my life so hard?

submitted 79 days ago • 11 comments

Hurt people hurt people; hamburger help people hamburger help them

submitted 82 days ago • 11 comments

uncle has immeasurable swagger what a cool dude

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

They should invent a holiday season that’s relaxing

submitted 85 days ago • 18 comments

2025 is going to be exhausting - just sleeping through january might be the strategy

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

franz kafka would have had a time in the midwest

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

it's krampus time

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

When I climax I yell out, "MY MICROPLASTICS!"

submitted 88 days ago • 13 comments

gramps isn't getting through the first 5 chapters

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

tobin bell is a treasure and the franchise suffered without him

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

This is a great opportunity to share one of my favorite independent websites, ita.toys, a personal style blog and Japanese fashion archive that has some of the sickest graphic design and coding work I've come across online, made by some who goes by "Ferro."

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

Not sure what possessed me to make this

submitted 90 days ago • 212 comments

practicing disappearing behind moving vehicles like a wizard

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes when it gets really quiet during the day, I am reminded of when Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg were supposed to fight each other to the death

submitted 308 days ago • 23 comments

Ireland has a bit of a history of colonizers using starvation as a weapon

submitted 94 days ago • 2 comments

no that was me doing the inflation of popularity, sorry drake

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

who up skeeting

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones

submitted 92 days ago • 205 comments

this is like ratatouille except with a worm

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

why so glum sugar plum

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning

submitted 93 days ago • 80 comments

i think it’s pretty rude when MAGA types join the site just to antagonize. i dont bother you at your klan meetings

submitted 94 days ago • 7 comments