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elletwo.bsky.social
Traumatized juuuuuuuust enough to be funny. I do mental health and stuff at LBee Health. Mostly here to troll my older brother.
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We’ve had a few of people reach out to cancel their assessments because they’re federal workers who just lost their jobs. We refunded their money and let them keep their appointments because fuck Elon Musk.

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

It’s pretty widely accepted that my 6-year-old is going to violently overthrow a regime some day. My best friend is asking the hard, but correct, questions.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

If not 2020, why 2020 shaped?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Is the itching right palm thing a Jewish superstition, a my-mother superstition or, like, a common old wives tale?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

You can both give a man a fish AND teach a man to fish. It's pretty hard to do literally anything when you're starving.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

If you sneeze near me on a plane, I’m not blessing you. I’m putting a hex on you.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

When your little brother works for you. @crediblebs.bsky.social. 😂😂

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

We have adult autism assessments available in all 50 states. We're scheduling two weeks out right now. Our patients couldn't find resources. We couldn't either. The full cost is $485. We don't have insurance coverage yet and expect it mid year though we don't have a firm timeline.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Listen, I feel like we were warned that the world starts coming and it don't stop coming, and I really feel like we didn't heed that advice.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Gun people: It's mental health, not guns! Also gun people: Antidepressants are poison and why can't you just pull yourself up by your bootstraps?!

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Hello, I would like to watch videos of colors being mixed in different quantities for the rest of my life. Thank you.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

We have renamed my 6-year-old Baby Brisket because she she is short and takes forever to do everything. Low. And. Slow.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I run a 50-state mental health practice that offers mental health services as well as autism assessments and support groups, and I can tell you without hesitation that most of what we're calling a mental health crisis is really a capitalism-is-crushing-us crisis.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I don't know who needs to hear this, but your anxiety is a lying ass ho.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Deadnaming is bad unless you're deadnaming the Gulf of Mexico.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

You don't "get" autism as an adult. You should have been diagnosed as a kid and given support then too.

submitted 6 days ago • 11 comments

I need another Mean Girls remake, but with Bowen Yang as Regina George. Make it so.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Yes, Officer. I burned the house down. My shirt got stuck on a door handle, and it was the only option.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah. I’m not going to sign that. I get to have this conversation every school year, now. This time, it was my daughter’s third grade teacher, not her second. The conversation sounds more like something from severance negotiations than in elementary school classrooms, but there we were. 1/

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Why do I have to answer to these children who I feed with my own money?

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve had a good amount of engagement here over the last few days by doing what I do, talking about autism, mental health and anti-vaxxers. But I need to be clear and not let anyone lose sight of my mission. I am fundamentally here to troll my oldest brother, @joshuaerlich.bsky.social.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

There are people who aren’t going to come to us for mental health treatment because I say fuck, argue with anti-vaxxers & tell fascists to eat shit on the Internet. There are also people who will actually seek help for the 1st time because of those same things. We’re here for that second group.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

This is an actual message I just got from someone on my patient experience team. I’m laughing so hard.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

If word salad was edible, anti-vaxxers could solve the global hunger crisis.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments