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ellieafterthought.bsky.social
I'm a Swiss Army Unicorn and a born-again misanthrope. I do all my own stunts.
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I want a president who is tougher on Putin than he is on Harvard.

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PSA: For the love of everything decent and good, please please please remove the basting stitches holding the vent on your coat/jacket/skirt together! They're there for ease of movement. Set them free! You'll look better, too.

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How I arrived on Bluesky

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That face you make when you find out a dear friend is taking the payout. I truly hope it works out for him, though honestly, I doubt he'll see a cent of it.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

He ain't so pretty now. #ButterBunny

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I wonder what I ate last night that prompted the deeply uncomfortable dream I had last night. Certainly, it couldn't be the scraps of carrot cake I made for the holiday!

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I wiped out spectacularly just outside the train station this morning. A LOT of people were concerned, and a couple of women insisted on helping me up. The unhoused guy on the corner commented how he sees it all the time. I'm fine, BTW. Only a slight abrasion on my palms. My cookies, however...

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Tonight with Miss M.

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Tonight's experience at @artsatthearmory.bsky.social I hung on to his every word, but I badly wanted to fix his collar.

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Power nap and power through.

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Sharing this because, deep down, I'm a 13 year old boy.

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

I startled the neighbors this morning on my way to work. Here's one of them, fresh from frolicking in the front yard! 🐇

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Good morning.

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BRILLIANT!!

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You son of a bitch, I'm in.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Somewhere in the bowels of the White House Stephen Miller is masturbating to Hoover's signed copy of the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act.

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It's not all bad... They laid down some plastic sheeting in the hallway outside of the office towards the freight elevator to "protect" the grubby carpet while they renovate. If you step on it *just right*, it's like walking on bubble wrap, which is a delightful treat during the work day.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

The official photographs are up in the office today. As ghastly as expected.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment