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I'm a Swiss Army Unicorn and a born-again misanthrope. I do all my own stunts.
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Gen-X knows 🤣

submitted 11 hours ago • 1078 comments

Friday, we meet again...

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Does anyone else give driving directions to their bus driver? Just me? OK.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Usually, four-day work weeks move at a glacial pace. Not this one. Between setting up the new office space, figuring out new processes, and catching up on three days' worth of work. Things have been wild. How is it almost already Friday?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I didn't stop to join the protest in front of work this evening, but I did cheer them on as I scurried to my train. 🤘

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I really put the cashmere wrap to the test this morning, raw-dogging it for my iced tea run. The current temperature outside is 20° F, with a "real feel" of 8°. It is BRISK out!

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

This popped up in my memories on one of the *other* social media sites. I'm sharing it because the very first thing that I thought of, seeing this ad all over the city for the first time, was: Liverpool face with an Oakland booty.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

We are in the process of moving offices this week and have reached the "hurry up and wait" part of the program. As a result, the large unsweetened iced tea that usually sits untouched on my desk until after lunch has been entirely consumed. I may need another...

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

How did I not know about this?! I should check the outlet store... I know, I know, I already have an Animal bag and I love it dearly, but this one is fuzzy!

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You were taught that educated, single, child-free women are unwanted and pathetic because a woman who is unmanageable through attachment and enraged at the exploitation all around her is a very dangerous thing to an institution that needs to manage and exploit her in order to survive.

submitted 13 days ago • 15 comments

I do not know what is going on in the vestibule of this train car, but some dude keeps loudly moaning, "Ohhh my God" That sounds very...

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

What's a girl gotta do to get cast? So frustrating!

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

This seems to have a death grip on my brain lately.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

@markey.senate.gov @warren.senate.gov @keating.house.gov

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

The moon looked amazing on the drive to the train this morning. I wish I had taken a picture.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment