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When do the wives come? Cheese, cliff, etc?

submitted 586 days ago • 0 comments

Only people at Twitter have seen the child porn so we reinstated that account…

submitted 586 days ago • 0 comments

Incredibly honored to post the very first Animated GIF on Bluesky:

submitted 586 days ago • 180 comments

Poll: That guy shot Shinzo Abe with a: A) Gizmo B) Doohickey C) Thingamajig D) Other

submitted 586 days ago • 0 comments

People completely vindicated by history: John Brown Sinéad O’Connor The guy who got Shinzo Abe with the gizmo

submitted 586 days ago • 5 comments

Until WWI the greatest military minds throughout history had never considered digging a hole and hiding in it

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This site I would pay $8 for

submitted 586 days ago • 0 comments

My BlueSky experience so far is that amazing couple hours a few years ago when all the blue checks on Twitter disappeared

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All the “how do we explain this to our children” stuff I can easily explain but my 5yo asked me the other day what “because” means and I was stumped

submitted 586 days ago • 0 comments

Just offered the 4yo a bite of my cheeseburger and she grabbed it and walked away so rip lunch for me. Send prayers.

submitted 587 days ago • 0 comments

I just gotta stop by the bank before we go *opens Twitter

submitted 587 days ago • 0 comments

It embarrasses me to no end that I have feelings about this at all, and such that I do, I would never share or bring attention to it on the platform owned by him, but I truly hate Elon Musk and what he's done to twitter.

submitted 587 days ago • 63 comments

This post yelled GO BEARS! at me

submitted 592 days ago • 0 comments

to be fair, matt gaetz has been a barbie fan since he was 17. you can search "matt gaetz 17 year old" to find out more

submitted 594 days ago • 26 comments

It seems like we all just want to tear it down which Jack should’ve known and capitalized off that. Let us rage mfer

submitted 597 days ago • 0 comments

Impressive new fuckup by Elon: Twitter only lets unpaid posters DM mutuals, but it also fails to recognize that my mutuals are mutuals, which means I can't DM

submitted 598 days ago • 5 comments

I was told the turnt aliens would be here

submitted 598 days ago • 0 comments

Gets BlueSky code: haha fuck you Elon I’m never coming back! Creates account, finds 15 of my Twitter friends: oh…. So this site is trash now too?… 2 hours too late I am I guess

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