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Bummer that the new Wu Tang video is AI generated. I would’ve been happy seeing them with a camcorder in an elevator.

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Too many of my friends no longer feel safe here. I’ve gotta be real, it’s a super gut punch that I can’t legally use the bathroom at my Alma mater anymore. Every red state person has an emergency plan, but I’m starting to get nervous ima have to inact mine.

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CW: bodily fluids The antibiotics are working, it’s no longer Nickelodeon Slime Green when I blow my nose, and my glucose is a normal level. Can I get a W in the chat?

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Fit check yesterday at the museum

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This entire article is The Onion. Not just the title, the whole thing. apnews.com/article/trum...

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Tfw the man you hate most in the world essentially wants to eliminate your two main special interests, the postal service and trains.

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The Shape of Water has the entire gang: the disaster gay, the monster fucker, the Russian Spy, the slutty creature who likes jazz, and the woman who’s had enough of Brewster (fuckin’ Brewster)

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Is this going to be a food blog for Lent? Maybe! Had a bunch of leftover ham so made some veggie soup with lentils, chicken stock, and tomato paste. Then at the last minute, decided to make it a dumpling soup. #spitelent

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This was mainly called for by Black clergy and they know how to organize so it will be interesting to see what comes of it.

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First inclination to get fast food turned down for a hot ham & cheese and some curry tomato bisque I got on my last Aldi run. #spitelent

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guy who just ate some bread and is about to go to the circus: you know things are going pretty great for me

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Tomorrow starts Lent, and today accidentally became Corporate Simp Fat Tuesday because I went on a TJ Maxx run and my hubs is getting Wendy’s for the family. My lunches are going to be the most difficult part to work on.

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#SpiteLent #RadicalLent Infographics below

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Who wants a postcard??

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“i’m coming over you better not be a cunty jellyfish when i get there” me:

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Stares menacingly at Jay Leno

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Petition to replace Trans Day of Visibility with Trans Day of Vengeance

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Bidding farewell to one of my favorite Halloween Hunting spots :(

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Do you think when the Backstreet Boys haven't performed for a few years, they have a hard time picking their first song of the show

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1. Major news: Remember those "Biological men"/"Biological Women" signs at University of Cincinnati? They have come down thanks to MASSIVE student protests at the college, which have continued. The latest from S. Baum. Subscribe to support our journalism. www.erininthemorning.com/p/university...

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I have two degrees and my proudest accomplishment to date is keeping down the chicken Caesar salad I ate yesterday. Who knew nutrition could impact one’s health?!* *community note: several people knew this

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LAUREN BACALL: you just put your lips together and blow HUMPHREY BOGART: holding nintendo cartridge i know how to get it to work lauren

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KNOBS AND CRANKS KNOBS AND CRANKS

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Norovirus has hands, no doubt, but I question the cis men of Reddit who said the cramps were the “worst pain of their life” if they could survive even one week of a period, let alone endometriosis. Because lemme tell ya, these noro cramps suck but I’m at least walking.

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Zine drop day! Got my three new titles on Etsy, also down for trades (zines, mixes, sky’s the limit). Links in the comments below, or just feel free to DM me.

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Got over the sickness just in time to get the Sunday Scaries lol

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I keep getting advertised “Duolingo but for anxiety” Joke’s on them, I’m already fluent.

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Just remembered when I got my aux cord privileges revoked at a local bar for playing Reel Big Fish. I wonder if that ban is still intact?

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We're very happy to be part of the TTRPGs for Trans Rights - Ohio Game Jam! Punk Rock Soup Kitchen is a mini-zine TTRPG where a gang of social misfits band together to feed those in need, forge community, and defend one another. Check it out here: third-country-press.itch.io/punk-rock-so...

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Rewatching the Sister Act series and I can see why it’s one of my faves as a kid: genuinely funny and heartwarming, a banging soundtrack, and essentially my introduction to the concept of the Catholic Workers

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Bummer that the new Wu Tang video is AI generated. I would’ve been happy seeing them with a camcorder in an elevator.

Too many of my friends no longer feel safe here. I’ve gotta be real, it’s a super gut punch that I can’t legally use the bathroom at my Alma mater anymore. Every red state person has an emergency plan, but I’m starting to get nervous ima have to inact mine.

CW: bodily fluids The antibiotics are working, it’s no longer Nickelodeon Slime Green when I blow my nose, and my glucose is a normal level. Can I get a W in the chat?

Fit check yesterday at the museum

This entire article is The Onion. Not just the title, the whole thing. apnews.com/article/trum...

Tfw the man you hate most in the world essentially wants to eliminate your two main special interests, the postal service and trains.

The Shape of Water has the entire gang: the disaster gay, the monster fucker, the Russian Spy, the slutty creature who likes jazz, and the woman who’s had enough of Brewster (fuckin’ Brewster)

Is this going to be a food blog for Lent? Maybe! Had a bunch of leftover ham so made some veggie soup with lentils, chicken stock, and tomato paste. Then at the last minute, decided to make it a dumpling soup. #spitelent

This was mainly called for by Black clergy and they know how to organize so it will be interesting to see what comes of it.

First inclination to get fast food turned down for a hot ham & cheese and some curry tomato bisque I got on my last Aldi run. #spitelent

guy who just ate some bread and is about to go to the circus: you know things are going pretty great for me

Tomorrow starts Lent, and today accidentally became Corporate Simp Fat Tuesday because I went on a TJ Maxx run and my hubs is getting Wendy’s for the family. My lunches are going to be the most difficult part to work on.

#SpiteLent #RadicalLent Infographics below

Who wants a postcard??

“i’m coming over you better not be a cunty jellyfish when i get there” me:

Stares menacingly at Jay Leno

Petition to replace Trans Day of Visibility with Trans Day of Vengeance

Bidding farewell to one of my favorite Halloween Hunting spots :(

Do you think when the Backstreet Boys haven't performed for a few years, they have a hard time picking their first song of the show

1. Major news: Remember those "Biological men"/"Biological Women" signs at University of Cincinnati? They have come down thanks to MASSIVE student protests at the college, which have continued. The latest from S. Baum. Subscribe to support our journalism. www.erininthemorning.com/p/university...

I have two degrees and my proudest accomplishment to date is keeping down the chicken Caesar salad I ate yesterday. Who knew nutrition could impact one’s health?!* *community note: several people knew this

LAUREN BACALL: you just put your lips together and blow HUMPHREY BOGART: holding nintendo cartridge i know how to get it to work lauren

KNOBS AND CRANKS KNOBS AND CRANKS

Norovirus has hands, no doubt, but I question the cis men of Reddit who said the cramps were the “worst pain of their life” if they could survive even one week of a period, let alone endometriosis. Because lemme tell ya, these noro cramps suck but I’m at least walking.

Zine drop day! Got my three new titles on Etsy, also down for trades (zines, mixes, sky’s the limit). Links in the comments below, or just feel free to DM me.

Got over the sickness just in time to get the Sunday Scaries lol

I keep getting advertised “Duolingo but for anxiety” Joke’s on them, I’m already fluent.

Just remembered when I got my aux cord privileges revoked at a local bar for playing Reel Big Fish. I wonder if that ban is still intact?

We're very happy to be part of the TTRPGs for Trans Rights - Ohio Game Jam! Punk Rock Soup Kitchen is a mini-zine TTRPG where a gang of social misfits band together to feed those in need, forge community, and defend one another. Check it out here: third-country-press.itch.io/punk-rock-so...

Rewatching the Sister Act series and I can see why it’s one of my faves as a kid: genuinely funny and heartwarming, a banging soundtrack, and essentially my introduction to the concept of the Catholic Workers

The end of Mulan absolutely GUTTED me as a kid. Hearing the Xtina version of “Reflection” still gets me a little teary.

putting my brain in here

Ezra Pound is where the city brings all its stray and runaway Ezras