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Extra Wagging, Toon Loving, Dryer Fresh, 2% Creepy, Nostalgic Kidfur, Chuck E Cheese Obsessed, Former Secret Rockstar, Ace. 🍕🐇🧸🍔🌭 🔞DNI
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1999. 17 years old. Driving to Burger King to collect the Pokeball toys. Standing in line at Toys R Us to buy Pokemon cards, embarrassed because I think I'm too old. Hit up KB toys for that HUGE Pikachu plush that sits next to while I eat Taco Bell in the mall food court ;-;

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You guys. I just bought this Teddy Ruxpin shirt and... I cried xD HE'S SO CUTE. I LOVE HIM ;-; why am I like this? *WOBBLY EYES*

Gosh I miss Teddy Ruxpin. He used to tell me stories at night with his gentle voice and I wouldn't feel so scared or lonely! 🐻📼❤️❤️

Cancel all my meetings

I made my own lunch today :) I only had to consult with my head chef for an hour on the correct placement of the cheese. It got kinda heated. My chef is really passionate about cheese. At least he didn't yell at me to leave. How was I supposed to know I have to wear clothes in MY kitchen D:<

I'm up WAY past my bedtime! But it's OK because I'm eating cookies and pizza! *SPARKLY EYES* :D :D

I really wish home computers looked like the WOPR. A dedicated computer room. Can hear a low level hum throughout the entire house like being on a spaceship. Old glowing terminals with loud clacky mechanical keys. "Hello, Elliot. Would you like to play a game?"

Heck I love this shirt :D I'M SO COOL. I think that's why so many people look at me when I go places. Like I was at the grocery store and this group of girls saw my shirt and they started laughing probably because my shirt reminded them of something funny Chuck E said. Yep. Yeeeeeep. *FALLS DOWN*

Today I bought a 3D scanner! :D :D I'll be able to scan things like 1) robot arms 2) food 3) my bunny ears 4) another bunny's ears 5) mammoth fossils 6) bugs

Ok seriously... why do they sell progressively smaller cutting boards in packs? I almost *never* use the smaller ones. I don't think anyone does. Why would you? I always get the big one no matter what I'm cutting. Have you ever tried cutting on a small board? IT'S AWFUL. D:<

AHHHH I DID IT! I BEAT BUTTHOLE GANON!! :D :D *RUNS IN CIRCLES* and on my first try! >:D 🔥🔥🎮💯👌🦖🦖🦖

My Chuck E Cheese pins! :D :D my favorite is the "costume certified" because I take very good care of Chuck E yeeeeeeep! 🐭🍕🍕

i think a lot about how teenage me used to screenshot the game "thief" in the 90s because i genuinely thought future me would give them to an architect as a reference for building my future house. obviously, teenage me had no idea we'd be dealing with $8 eggs.

I made peanut butter cookies! :D :D 🍪🥜🧈🦖

1) flip over wavioli 2) tear the taste flap off the back of the wavioli 3) remove flavor paste with utensil of choice 4) place tongue into flavor paste depression

I'm drinking a BEER >:D