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Karen Allen Keith David 🤝 having two first names, being tied up in a desert in 1981 or 1982, and saying "get me outta here, cut me loose"

Seasons of The Wire Mission:Impossible films 🤝 no bad entries, arguably all rankings valid - also will show you stuff that's gonna happen in the opening credits

right then, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 might be my good month

them: hey check out [new music] me: ooh looks good I'll check that out later me later: *listens to Rage Against The Machine (1992) again*

would be great if that thing that everyone wants to happen happened pretty soon

I like to think of it as a trolley *opportunity*

hope this helps

what is this to you, some kind of The Game (1997)?

-take this movie but beware, it carries a terrible curse -that's bad -but it comes with the 1st trans actress oscar nom -that's good -she's a racist -that's bad -people are criticising her for it -that's good -racist cis men don't seem to get the same level of criticism -etc

barely hear about that one guy since they found out they couldn't make us dislike him

right then, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 might be my good month

shout out to congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez for this new woke computer monitor

#Oscars if we lived in one of the good timelines: Director - George Miller Actress - Anya Taylor Joy Actor - Chris Hemsworth Supp actress - Alyla Browne Supp actor - Tom Burke Cinematography - Simon Duggan Score - Tom Holkenborg etc etc you get it

can't believe he's publicly calling out elon like this but must feel good to admit it

yo who got that one megan amram tweet?

if there's one thing fake women love, it's a nothing tweet from several months ago

imo if you agree a ceasefire deal you should stop immediately rather than trying to keep genociding as much as possible up to a cut-off time

when was the last time a year was a better year than the previous year?

cut my tongue on a bottle of coffee

just heard that there are eighteen year olds that were born in the year 2007 and I think that's a psyop and I threw up

far out

can you ever really trust Brian Cox not to have made you into an amnesiac government weapon?

I am constantly insulted on this platform

😍 just a young handsome lad (allegedly) shooting a CEO

Nancy Thompson Mrs Peltzer 🤝 fighting back against monsters in your home with improvised household weaponry in 1984

getting this tweet off quickly as they're putting me in holding now till I'm in front of a judge tmrw because earlier I said m**ry chr***mas

my last six turns in a game of scrabble today were 64, exchange, 5, pass, pass, 122. nobody liked this.

if you go in the shop and your vehicle alarm goes off the entire time you're in there then I should be allowed to smash up/flip over that vehicle

I don't think it's him