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I like to think of it as a trolley *opportunity*

submitted 56 days ago • 2 comments

hope this helps

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

what is this to you, some kind of The Game (1997)?

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

-take this movie but beware, it carries a terrible curse -that's bad -but it comes with the 1st trans actress oscar nom -that's good -she's a racist -that's bad -people are criticising her for it -that's good -racist cis men don't seem to get the same level of criticism -etc

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

barely hear about that one guy since they found out they couldn't make us dislike him

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

right then, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 might be my good month

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

shout out to congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez for this new woke computer monitor

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

#Oscars if we lived in one of the good timelines: Director - George Miller Actress - Anya Taylor Joy Actor - Chris Hemsworth Supp actress - Alyla Browne Supp actor - Tom Burke Cinematography - Simon Duggan Score - Tom Holkenborg etc etc you get it

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

can't believe he's publicly calling out elon like this but must feel good to admit it

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

yo who got that one megan amram tweet?

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

if there's one thing fake women love, it's a nothing tweet from several months ago

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

imo if you agree a ceasefire deal you should stop immediately rather than trying to keep genociding as much as possible up to a cut-off time

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

when was the last time a year was a better year than the previous year?

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

cut my tongue on a bottle of coffee

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

just heard that there are eighteen year olds that were born in the year 2007 and I think that's a psyop and I threw up

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

far out

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

can you ever really trust Brian Cox not to have made you into an amnesiac government weapon?

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

I am constantly insulted on this platform

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

😍 just a young handsome lad (allegedly) shooting a CEO

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Nancy Thompson Mrs Peltzer 🤝 fighting back against monsters in your home with improvised household weaponry in 1984

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

getting this tweet off quickly as they're putting me in holding now till I'm in front of a judge tmrw because earlier I said m**ry chr***mas

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

my last six turns in a game of scrabble today were 64, exchange, 5, pass, pass, 122. nobody liked this.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

if you go in the shop and your vehicle alarm goes off the entire time you're in there then I should be allowed to smash up/flip over that vehicle

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I don't think it's him

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments