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Every damn Republican in DC should be made to justify this.

Fans (and bitter enemies) of THE SPLIT will rejoice to learn that Steve Radlauer and I will be interviewed tonight, 6/3. The show: No Money Mark's Varieties of Variousness, hosted by Mark Lungo. 10 pm EDT/7 pm PDT. Listen here: ihatefreespeech.net Call in: 216-306-0216 "See" "you" there!

Someone should ask Mike Johnson if, per his Christian faith, there is any lie he *won't* tell.

Five'll get ya ten that if you asked Trump about the Boulder killings, he'd find a way to sympathize with the killer. He'd be offended at the moral pressure to make him say a good--or even barely acceptable--thing. Emotionally he's like an oppositional child.

Journos and Dems should say to every Republican they encounter on the Hill, "Trump is attacking Harvard. Why do you defend that?" "Trump is breaking the law deporting people. Why do you defend that?" Etc. Dare them to say "I don't." Then point out that they tolerate and tacitly endorse it.

Now, more than ever, the world needs to be reminded that THE SPLIT is now available in e-book form. When the red states separate from the blue and form the Confederation of Conservative States of America, don't say we didn't warn you. exasperatedmedia.com

What part of "We will do things in such a time and manner that are consistent with our intention to accomplish our objectives, and in such a way as to promote a credible perception of our ability to effectuate actions appropriate to the situation as it impinges upon our understanding" don't you ge

Did she think to tell him that tax cuts never increase revenue or investments?

Q: Is THE SPLIT *still* available in paperback, hardcover, and e-book formats? Is it still an exciting and funny dystopian exploration of the red-state-nation Confederation of Conservative States of America? A: Yes to All. exasperatedmedia.com

Actually I have to amend what I said. She's not failing to offer an adequate apology. She's mocking the woman who was offended, who (she thinks) a) thinks she won't die, and b) almost needed the Tooth Fairy explained to her. This woman is even more of a c-nt than previously thought!

This is comedy gold. She made the "incorrect assumption" that everybody present knew we were all going to die. IOW, some people in the crowd didn't think they were mortal, and she unthinkingly offended them (she says). Then the commercial for Jeebus. It's two! Two! Two idiocies in one!

Yes, this is a gangster state. And the Republican Party are their accomplices. If/when Trump and Trumpism goes, every Republican should be treated the way the French treated collaborators after WWII. Shave their heads and march them through the public square in a walk of shame. (At best.)

This is terrific. I miss the faux-conservative Colbert.

Of course not. The only person Trump ever feels sorry for is Donald Trump.

Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

Trump is mad at Leonard Leo? Why was I not informed?

Not only that, but it's as silly-clever utopian as any "networked state" scheme. And is that what pirates are? "Groups with high intentionality"? Even the sane among these people are nuts.

This is the same plug-ugly who, about two weeks ago, was stuttering and sputtering to express his enthusiastic lust for "power." Fuck him and the goose-stepping horse he rode in on.

unions: they get the job done

If his suffering such mental anguish qualifies him to sue, he'd better get ready to be sued by 150 million US citizens. We got yer mental anguish right HERE.

So nu? Everything Trump does makes him look weak. He's a simple-minded sociopath who thinks bragging is a sign of strength, and that surrounding himself with sycophants means he's a "leader." What else is new?

The galactically stupid Secretary of Education strikes again. She thinks universities should tailor their policies and research to whomever is in the White House.

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