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Department of Health and Huge Man Services

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Daveyyyy Dave Duchovny King of the wild front ear

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Goatsebusters

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Longing for a simpler time when Homer Simpson with spider pig was inescapable and the peak of comedy

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Anti vax is a byproduct of an insanely narcissistic, individualist culture.

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Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

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Close Encounters of the Turd Kind #ToiletPaperMovies

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Taking a stool sample or as I like to call it Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

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Running to make it to the bathroom on a UFO, call that Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

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The Sumo Citrus oranges are the best oranges. Available now at your local grocer in the fruit aisle

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Taking ivermectin for depression

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The Gulf of America is named for America Ferrera. I think I’ll go for a swim 😏

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This man has absolutely no idea whatsoever what Musk is doing, he doesn’t care, and he’s absolutely without question not currently in charge of our government.

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Throwing father John misty and his golden messenger into a pit with one sharp stick and seeing who emerges

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Revenge of the Shit

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Football linemen on both sides should be allowed to carry 410 shotguns with light birdshot. DBs and WRs can have .22s with ratshot

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Dial P for Porno

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“twin peaks for four hours on valentine’s day” is a recipe for an unvaccinated superspreader event if we’re being honest

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Love when password must be at least 18 characters, a mix of letters, numbers, and symbols, and changed every three months AND have multi factor identification enabled

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No, I will not share Wizer cyber security training with my family & friends

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With a name like Ash Ketchum, he was bound to “catch them”

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Outback Stankhouse

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youtu.be/hcz3MCnMjSY?...

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Costco strawberries gotta be from a nuke site

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"This Bud's For You" commercial where instead of a gun Bud Dwyer pulls an ice cold six pack from that bag and shares it with his colleagues as they announce his corruption charges are dropped

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She’ll shampoo you down Livin la vida loca

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Do the cars in Disney/Pixar’s Cars franchise make live and reproduce, or constructed by an enslaved and hidden race of robots or humans? This is just a glimpse into my sick and twisted mind 😏

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