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elonmukwhatatwat.bsky.social
poor musician, useless mindreader, bad lover, improving empath. Not very good with ghosts.
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Fuck. I wish I knew what I was doing when trading shares. My Investment with RRL was closed after hitting 1100% profit. Time to start again.

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Please remember to always refer to Elon Musk as "South African immigrant Elon Musk". He loves it.

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Did you know, that if you text your boss… “GO FUCK YOURSELF” you don’t have to go to work anymore? Follow me for more life hacks…

submitted 5 days ago • 117 comments

Maybe this is a thing? www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9dm...

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Just for fun I'm trying to make my sudoku solver faster. Now 24000% faster than my 1st attempt. Still looking for more speed: simozzer.github.io/Sidoku/

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I love NYC

submitted 8 days ago • 338 comments

Repost & like, if you stand with President Zelensky!

submitted 8 days ago • 679 comments

Trumpian is a brand new category of Thundercunt.

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3/3 Jet Setting? He should be in a cell How long has it been? Should be sittin' in the state pen He'll always get out, like he's done before I wish I'd shat in his lift when I popped by his front door

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2/3 Here is a man that never gave a damn About a brother like myself because He never did I wasn't with it but just that very minute It occurred to me, the sucker had senility.

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1/3 I watched a conference from a government the other day Watched it, listened, you sad motherfucker. Say you want a country for minerals, or whatever. Picture them saying yes you dumb fucker? ...

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Generally speaking the LOUDEST and most stupid people get the top jobs. I've seen it many times, but BBCQT reinforces it. Shite.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Roses are red. That's about the same as my face, which is filled with rage and hatred.

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Oh where have all my biscuits gone? I thought I had loads but it turns out I've none. I can't find any chocolate I looked for some but guess what? All of it has vanished which is a shame because I'm feeling famished. Bollocks. I'm off to the shops.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Ambition for 2025: Make life about a bit more than getting up early enough in the day to ensure I'm tired enough to go to sleep and do the same the next day.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

You can stick your New Year wishes up your arse.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to think of my favourite tune from 2024, but it's one from 2023: www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_nc...

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Generally speaking what's more useful. Gaffer Tape or Superglue?

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I do the occasional 7" vinyl only set, mostly soul, disco, post-punk. Next one is at Folk on Burton Rd, Manchester. Free entry. Friday January 10th. Save the date!

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Hoping that the Gregg Wallace scandal isn't impacting Greggs. I'm quite fond of a bit o sausage.

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaw9...

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