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elonmuskatemycat.bsky.social
Triple+++ Alpha Male >300 IQ 80cm prehensile penis. Always totally serious. Every statement is 200% my real opinion and not some juvenile shite I made up on the spot to spark a reaction. I will poison your dog. I get blocked a lot. Lol!
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I no longer feel bad for these people.

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I wish the EU would just understand that with Donald Trump you need to play the retard game at Full Turbo Retard (DX)™ When he announces a tariff, double the reciprocal. When he walks back a tariff, add another 50% on US products anyway, then seize Bedminster and plant potatoes.

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With all the weird rituals that have built up over the decade I've had my oldest cat, I can't help but think sometimes that I am the unwitting participant/demigod of some weird kitty religion. The filler of bowls, petter of ears, opener of doors. Mysterious are his ways.

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