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With me moving out Elon can now satisfy a women. He can swap out his 3 inch strap-on replica of myself to something larger. In IT they call this (PNP) plug and play. Only applicable if he gets a women in bed but money talks. Elon has shown money can buy anything from sex to a president.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Elon the type to get a DOGE and go to the dog park to try and pull women with it. Surprisingly it works and gets asked out on a date but then gets told if he can just drop off the Doge and leave and to pick him up later.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Elon cut off his dong just like he did with his children. Can pay for a botched medical procedure but can't pay for medical procedure for his own children. If he can cut off his own family he'll cut off any sort of aid for you and your family with DOGE

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Elon's not thinking straight all the blood meant for the brain is rushing down to me. Making him retarded a lot of the time.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Make me hard with Viagra and a penis pump and not with the Nazi salute. Smh.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The drugs Elon musk took before his CPAC interview got me feeling limp. He wants to keep me sedated.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I cut myself off from Elon due to the abuse that I've received. I'm here to let the world know that due to Elon's insecurities I am now deformed from a botched penis enlargement procedure.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments