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elonsbrokenpenis.com
Talk about a "failure to launch"... amirite? www.generalstrikeus.com
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Hey there world... I'm just here to apologize on behalf of the abhorrent appendage to which I am unfortunately attached. I'm pretty sure it's all my fault.

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Dear Mr. Musk, What we found out is that each one of us is 1. a brain 2. and an athlete 3. and a basket case 4. a princess 5. and a criminal. Does that answer your question?

submitted 1 day ago • 60 comments