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Trump: Tommy Tuberville, a great coach. You know, his quarterback was named Mahomes, he was a great college coach. Tuberville: I recruited him.. I got to be very good friends with him Mahomes: He did not recruit me at the time. I don't remember if I ever got to meet him or not.

BREAKING: A Top DOGE Staffer, Marko Elez, has just resigned after Racist Tweets were uncovered. His account appears to have posted: “You could not pay me to marry outside of my ethnicity.” and “Normalize Indian hate.”

Thankfully no Democrats voted to confirm Russell Vought for Director of the OMB. Unfortunately, no Republicans voted against him. Welcome to Project 2025, folks.

How about those egg prices though?

Tesla sales: Down 41% in Germany for 2024; a 59% drop in January 2025. France: down 63%. Sweden: down 44%. Norway: down 38%. Netherlands: down 42%

"MAGA may have thought it won the election, but here's who really won the election: the looters and the polluters." I love me some Senator Sheldon Whitehouse and his posters. 🔥

1. BREAKING Several of Elon Musk’s associates installed at the Office of Personnel Management (OPM) — including two recent high school graduates — have received unprecedented access to federal human resources databases containing sensitive personal information for millions of federal employees.

Elon’s response to a post simply naming the 6 people he has working for him inside our government. Apparently, it is a crime for the American people to know who they are.

Chuck doesn’t care about the rest of America. Just hook up farmers in Iowa who desperately need Canadian potash. The rest of you can fuck off.

REPORTER: Is there an acting FAA director? DUFFY: *walks away* (The FAA director resigned on the day of Trump's inauguration under pressure from Elon Musk)

Once a conman, always a conman guitar.com/news/gear-ne...

Where do you think Trump & the GOP will cut from the budget to help pay for tax cuts for his billionaires big corporations, along with the mass deportations he promised? It won’t be from defense. They’ll take it from Social Security & healthcare. People who can least afford it will pay the price.

Jimmy Kimmel just DESTROYED Donald Trump’s entire administration. 🤣

So, they're definitely doing Project 2025

They told us the Democrats are the pedo party 🤔 trump administration picks matt gaetz, robert f. kennedy jr., pete hegseth and elon musk have sexual misconduct allegations in their past www.cbsnews.com/news/4-trump...

so is anybody even going to bother to go through the motions of calling for Trump to divest from his businesses this time around, or did we just give up on that one too?

📌BEWARE: Facebook is not allowing me (or anybody else) to post this saying it violates “Community Standards.” 📌This is censorship plain and simple. It needs to be shared WIDELY. Not because I wrote it, but because it is how democracies crash. 📌We are in a dangerous place right now in America. -Thx

RFK Jr. attacks "red state people" in recently unearthed footage: "Red state people are more likely to murder you, to impregnate your teenage daughter, to commit a violent crime against you..."

BREAKING NEWS: The Matt Gaetz file has officially been leaked: An “unknown and unauthorized third party” has gained access to depositions tied to Matt Gaetz, a source says. RT if you’re ready to see it. 🍿

Flood of MAGA trolls are arriving. Report, block, and move on.

Just an incredible sentence to appear in a news story about the man who might be the next attorney general.

After ducking and dodging for weeks, Walters is now admitting that he used taxpayer funds intended for students and spent it on $60 Trump Bibles made in China. bsky.app/profile/atru...

NEW: Donald Trump chose Brendan Carr to be chairman of the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) Carr who recently said that NBC could lose its license for having VP Harris on SNL, is the author of the FCC Chapter in Project 2025.

Next time you're applying for a job, tell your prospective employer you'd prefer they not do a background check. Let's see how that goes.

It's up!!!! My Explainer video for BlueSky beginners. I cover how to find your Twitter followers, Starter Packs, Feeds, Lists, some handy-dandy tools, and BlueSky etiquette. Please watch and/or share with any newbies you know. I think it's helpful. www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_V2...

Be like Mark Hamill.

Update: His health guy doesn't believe in medical science. His law guy is a sex trafficker. His intelligence gal is a Russian asset. You're all caught up.

Billionaire grifters are about to dismantle your government. So instead of your tax dollars going to your Medicare or your Medicaid or your affordable care act or to veterans benefits or your social security - it will go to THEM in the form of tax cuts for the wealthy.

Oklahoma is ranked 49 out of 50 in education. But hey, nice Bibles.

Fuck Donald Trump

This X account has been given a grey checkmark, verifying it as an official government account. It also only accepts resumes be DM's, which are solely open to verified X users who pay Elon Musk. This level of corruption is staggering.

The attorney for Matt Gaetz' accuser wants the House Ethics Committee to release the report. "She was a high school student and there were witnesses." 🍿

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

Wonderful when Russian State TV praises Trump’s DNI nominee as “our girlfriend Tulsi.”