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Just when you thought they couldn't go any lower…

Keeping the True North strong and free.

More calling out articles for dumbing the situation down to “why does Canada have eggs and America doesn't?” American media, do better. Leave Canada out of your mess.

There goes America's #tourism industry! Jasmine Mooney, a Canadian from Vancouver, was imprisoned by #US border officials for 12 days. She was arrested by #ICE as she crossed the border from Mexico at the San Diego border, sending her and her family into an […] [Original post on mstdn.ca]

This was quite the meltdown! www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VgT...

Shameful

www.nytimes.com/2025/03/18/o...

ATTENTION all retired USA Flag Officers. The time to act is now Please return home and report for duty. Your constitution has been violated and is actively threatened, w/ calls to impeach judges who uphold the law. [email protected] The world is watching. Good luck, and Godspeed. ✌️🫶🇨🇦

Sounds like grounds for arrest… right, USA? …anyone?

He couldn’t even run a charity without breaking the law—Now he believes he’s in charge of the Supreme Court, Congress, our rights, and the U.S. justice system. Who’s going to stop him?!

In an incredibly quick turn of events, Tesla has officially been pulled as a participant at the Vancouver Auto Show this week. Now, the schadenfreude is really palpable. 🥰

O, Canada playing on full blast outside of the White House. I am giddy.

Vancouver Auto Show, scheduled for later this week, is reportedly reconsidering Tesla’s participation at the event. The schadenfreude is palpable.

In today’s news, PM Carney continues to prove he's just one of us by snagging a beer from a friend in public. We've all been there. We've all done it.

Please Like Me

Imagine being obliterated in a rocket explosion 11,000 feet above the Gulf of Mexico because you picked McNeese State over Gonzaga in the Sweet 16.

Lmao… the irony of this tweet while hosting Connor MacGregor at the white house and doing all but rolling out a red carpet for the arrival of famed sex trafficker, rapist, and proud misogynist, Andrew Tate. This administration is exactly upside down.

Hudson’s Bay Company has been owned by NRDC Equity Partners, an American private equity firm, since 2008. They're far from Canadian. Some will find it a bit sad seeing the iconic colour pattern disappear. May it allow those affected to adequately grieve its atrocities upon our First Nations 🧡🇨🇦

…add another w in the Carney column.

We just wanted to take a moment to thank all our new supporters! Tomorrow, there will be more of us!

PM Carney has adopted grey-rocking as his way to handle the orange. Huge Canada W. I guess the orange was half right, it's the Canadians saying “we're so sick of winning all the time 😭” (jk keep ‘em coming) 🇨🇦

This is how you beat fascism.

It looks like PP might be out of slogans. As I further examined the information, a surprised “holy shit” could be heard from my apartment. There are high hopes for a productive next few weeks, as PM Carney meets with Leaders across the pond. Let’s keep this momentum going!

Wow. Honestly, my kin’s homeland has been bumming me out for the last decade or so, but am I ever happy to see that change so swiftly. The fall of Orban’s regime cannot come soon enough! Hungary, we see you; we are proud of you. 🇨🇦🫶🇭🇺

@ kendrick lamar do one about schumer

The question was “What is the economic impact of DJT’s 200% dairy tariff on Canadians?”

Thank you. We're strongest when we are united.

A major battle is underway in Ukraine right now Russian troops launched a large-scale offensive to retake parts of the western Kursk region It's why Trump halted intelligence sharing Russia has planned this for weeks & Trump knew it Trump needs to be tried for treason. Anyone else would be hung

@mark-carney.bsky.social wins the Liberal Party leadership race with 85.9%. Prime Minister Carney, we are grateful and honoured to have you step into politics and lead Canadians to our next generation and new future. #ElbowsUp #TeamCanada

And, yet, Danielle Smith of Alberta is slated to meet with known-asshole and transphobe Ben Shapiro on March 27th in “South Florida” for a pro-American-Values Gala (whatever the fuck that is). Alberta, you deserve better than to have a Premier who’s brushing shoulders with literal nazis in 2025.

I heard a plea in his voice I’ve never heard before, and now he’s even posting “Please!”. Maybe he sees the divide in the armed forces/veterans that’s leaning away from his insane rhetoric. Maybe he’s shaking in his booties. Keep making your voices heard, America.

Tomorrow, we will have a new Prime Minister after the Liberal Party of Canada elects a new leader. I am rooting for Mark Carney. He has what it takes to deal with Donald Trump. Elbows up, Canada!

Canada must cancel its F35 contact now.

Happy International Women’s Day to the most international woman of all: the woman trapped on the International Space Station

WATCH: If Pierre Poilievre gets his way, the CBC is gone. Help stop that—sign up at ProtectCBC.ca.

DEI Obsession Destroys Right Winger’s Brain

The Nazis dehumanized Jews to facilitate the Holocaust, fuel hate and justify genocide. One of the many things Hitler & Stalin had in common. Both derided their adversaries as subhumans & animals. Now the same shared dialectic of Putin and Trump.

So much for the “9/11: Never Forget” crowd.

Huge day today & a turning point in history. The end of US Global leadership. America is just Putin’s condom now & Trump’s ATM. EU leaders pledged to back Ukraine & ready to massively boost defense spending. Welcome to the Joint European Defense Initiative. Europe met the moment.

"This is unacceptable, and we're going to ensure that the Americans understand how pissed off we are, how unified we are, how committed we are to working as a country to stand up for each other," Eby said. Never been prouder to have Eby as my Premier. #TeamCanada

Traitors to Canada Stephen Harper Pierre Poilievre Conservative Party of Canada Danielle Smith Scott Moe Doug Ford Wayne Gretzky Bobby Orr PK Subban Kevin O’Leary Elon Musk (he has Canadian citizenship) Feel free to add to this list.

Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome x.com/repalgreen/s...

Fellow Canadians: please take a gander at what Isaac Peltz has graciously tasked himself with over the last few months. Spoiler: it will likely help in solving our housing crisis and improve government policy.

Well played.