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elvensteele.bsky.social
Writer of epic fantasy satire. Disclaimer: Not actually an elf.
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‘We think you’d like this 60 piece false moustache set.’ What the fuck are Amazon’s algorithms smoking? 🤪

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Quick question… why are none of Trump’s executive orders addressing his concerns about the safety of the American dogs and cats that are currently being eaten by Haitian immigrants? It’s almost as if that narrative was a steaming pile of bullshit to compensate for his not having any real policies 🤔

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Loved Slow Horses on Apple TV but binged all four seasons in a couple of weeks. It’ll be a while before the whole series of White Locus is available… Wonder if Silo is worth a go?

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Enjoyed the Royal Rumble but disappointed the TNA link didn’t lead to an Abyss appearance.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Played a few arcade games, finished Day of the Jackal, should probably be off to bed. But developing a thing for this ‘alcohol’ substance .Time to start watching Dragonball Daima, I guess 🤪

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I haven’t played the WWF Royal rumble arcade game since I was a nipper back in the Newcastle arcades, thanks for including this one @basearcade.bsky.social

submitted 72 days ago • 2 comments

not sure why the Aliens Vs Predator cabinet was as dead as a generic corporal marine but overall I have to give mad props to @basearcade.bsky.social

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

The ex-blue bird platform seems to be determined to rage-bate me with a blatant shitshow of racism and homophobia. Time to step away, methinks.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

‘The Devil Put Dinosaurs There’ is one of my favourite albums. Alice In Chains in the Telegraph Building Belfast (awesome venue btw) is one of my favourite concerts ever. And yet I’ve only just discovered that Rainier Fog exists? What the fuck??!! I am shooketh!!

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments