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elykreimendahl.bsky.social
ok ok I’m here. comic, writer, queer. @gayshamecomedy & @podshamespiral
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miss her every day

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

2008 was crazy. you could really just throw on a gold leotard, hot pink tights and a giant statement Owl necklace and call it a night

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

my fellow queer & trans people: in these horrifying times, now more than EVER, it is SO important we prioritize having an unhinged amount of filthy queer sex

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

know I’m getting old bc every song playing in this dentist’s office is a goddamn BOP. counting crows, the cranberries, MGMT?! I’ll take one unnecessary root canal, pls

submitted 26 days ago • 5 comments

marriage is hard, but we don’t talk enough about how with the right person it’s also just having a fun slutty giggly sleepover for the rest of your life

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

Kendrick’s jeans are 90s teen/ elder millennial representation

submitted 37 days ago • 7 comments

gotta be honest. with everything absolutely crumbling around us…the disappearing and crashing planes situation is pushing me over the edge

submitted 40 days ago • 2 comments

being a queer & trans family is unspeakably weird right now, because my to do list is like 1. Buy toilet paper 2. Get groceries 3. Get passports for the kids in case we need to leave the country

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

I know this is terrible but return-to-office would be 1000000% better if you could vape

submitted 48 days ago • 3 comments

it’s honestly so important to bring the slutty queer vibes to the corporate hang

submitted 50 days ago • 2 comments

trying to explain my social media job to my friend who saves lives for a living

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

hey my husband & I saw you and your boyfriend from across the bar. we think you need couples therapy, here’s our therapist Emily’s number she rules

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

“you’re so funny” thanks one time in English AP I compared Brothers Karamazov to the 90’s Sandra Bullock movie “The Net” and it became a running bit in class the entire year

submitted 53 days ago • 3 comments

be careful what you say around kids. I don’t mean cursing I mean I just turned to my six yr old and said “this train’s so crowded” and she was like “LITERALLLLLLLY”

submitted 54 days ago • 2 comments

ACT UP, 1990

submitted 57 days ago • 53 comments

absolute worst guy you know is currently telling his friends he’s gonna “try his hand at standup comedy”

submitted 76 days ago • 3 comments

FYI 🩷

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

hi friends- for the new year I’m taking a break from life so I can focus on social media. if you need me you can find me here, constantly

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t think America is ready for 2025. needs a few years to sit and reflect its life choices

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

December is all about giving up. caramel corn for breakfast? yes. Sweatpants outside? hard yes. working hard to actualize your dreams? lol NOPE see you next year

submitted 82 days ago • 2 comments

being home for the holidays is all about your parents being like HEY REMEMBER WHEN THAT TERRIBLE EMBARRASSING THING HAPPENED TO YOU HAHAHA THAT WAS HILARIOUS

submitted 83 days ago • 2 comments

depressed people are like let’s play some Christmas music and put on River by Joni Mitchell

submitted 84 days ago • 3 comments

I fear I’m Exactly like Other girls ( I say please & thank you to chat gpt because I don’t want to be rude or hurt its feelings)

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

with every passing year, I may not get smarter, prettier or wiser. but I do get cuntier

submitted 107 days ago • 2 comments

sometimes I play a game called Race Against Time, and it’s me trying to frenetically absorb as many obscure facts about a singular obscure subject as possible before my phone dies. after which, the subject too, is also forever dead to me. it’s fun

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

that thing where you grew up in the 90s so once in a while u need to casually google whether or not you’re allowed to be yourself 😭

submitted 108 days ago • 3 comments

I don’t HATE Wicked, I’m just holding space for the part of me that’s compelled to hate the thing that everybody loves

submitted 109 days ago • 2 comments

change my password??? but that’s my emotional support same password I’ve used for everything since I was 15

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

I want a drug that recreates the feeling of being a kid who falls asleep in the car and is then gently carried to bed

submitted 110 days ago • 18 comments

“what would you do if you were gonna die tmw” literally just smoke cigarettes

submitted 110 days ago • 3 comments

Hi

submitted 110 days ago • 5 comments

more like Supreme Court injustices, amirite

submitted 625 days ago • 2 comments

wow you’re so detail- oriented!! (derogatory)

submitted 625 days ago • 1 comment

99% of parenting is just sitting down and getting right back up

submitted 626 days ago • 2 comments

the gay agenda? you mean making a big pot of soup and sharing it with a group of gay people while you collaboratively complete a kitten puzzle

submitted 665 days ago • 0 comments

instead of asking “how are you,” we should start conversations with “so what’s been haunting you this week”

submitted 666 days ago • 4 comments

i’m basically an avocado. come at me before I’m ready and I’m like GET AWAY FROM ME but then ignore me for two seconds and I will ROT

submitted 667 days ago • 1 comment

wish I loved anything as much as Gwyneth Paltrow loves being unrelatable

submitted 669 days ago • 0 comments

the way I feel about Bluesky is exactly how I felt with my boyfriends in high school before I came out. like I WANT to want to, but my heart’s not in it

submitted 676 days ago • 0 comments

nothing makes you feel better about your relationship than married upstairs neighbors who are always SCREAMING

submitted 681 days ago • 0 comments

does anyone else pronounce Bluesky in their head like blue-skee? you know, like a brewskie? like hey kid, grab uncle Eddie a blue-skee! Or am I just Midwestern

submitted 683 days ago • 2 comments

this could’ve been an email

submitted 683 days ago • 2 comments

feels like a safe space to admit I have Crocs with bananas all over them

submitted 683 days ago • 0 comments

bluesky feels like coachella. everyone’s having a great time but we’re bound to get dehydrated any minute now

submitted 686 days ago • 4 comments

what’s the word for when you’ve already had so much coffee in a single day that the thought of another cup of coffee makes you wanna throw up but you just HAVE to drink it anyway??? like is it just addiction or

submitted 684 days ago • 1 comment

think I might post here in the style of my Facebook posts circa 2012. Like “gaaaah final exam hell! may the odds be ever in my favor”

submitted 685 days ago • 0 comments