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elyseexplosion.fyi
Geologist by day, internet sensation by night. Fueled by sugar and spite. Gorgon. Youtuber & Twitch affiliate. Pink hair, don't care. I was on TV once. (she/her)
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@jasmineandthyme.bsky.social thank you for the remote raid, I didn't have this shiny!!!

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Me @ Antiques Roadshow: this mfer doesn't know what a nanny chair is and he's the expert????

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

gonna just push past my embarrassment and plug my video right here youtu.be/-s9zQDwLq14?...

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Just learned about the existence of Joe Spreadsheet, the beefcake 80s spreadsheet software mascot a la Mavis Beacon

submitted 166 days ago • 85 comments

Today's adventure culminated in the library, returning some books (including one I DNF'd!) and in the process picked up three more and placed two now l more holds. I have created a monster, but a monster that isn't spending money on things!

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

seen in newark, new jersey 🔥

submitted 2 days ago • 38 comments

Today is also my oldest Neopet's 24th birthday, everyone wish QT a happy birthday

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

TODAY @jellybunnz.bsky.social and I are going to the Asian market and I am gonna maybe buy some dumples, I am very excited for dumples

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I spent some time with my besties tonight eating pizza, talking about beans, and playing a game where you got bonked with an inflatable club if you used more than one syllable. It was a good time and always extremely restorative. 💗🫘

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I need you all to know that the porta potty man showed up to clean them out today, and when I went in to use it the spray down had frozen on the seat.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Me at 9pm yesterday: falling asleep on the sofa and missing the end of the KBC episode we were watching Me at 10pm yesterday:

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

my man!!!!!

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

For those of you who have noted that Substack is basically a Nazi Bar and you’re looking for a place to move your writing to, the info in this thread may be an option worth looking into.

submitted 8 days ago • 17 comments

I am looking fearfully at the porta potty because I do not want to freeze my ass to the seat

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

It is FIFTEEN DEGREES outside and I am not handling this well

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

It's very funny to Rickroll your husband by casting it to the TV while you're in the bathroom

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments