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Remember when Navin Johnson didn't need one other thing? Except the ashtray and the paddle game and the chair and ...? That's me with hobbies and interests. She/Her
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FIVE ACCOMPLISHMENTS (Not classified) 1. Made super-amazing macaroni and cheese 2. Recreated 2,000-year-old loaf of bread 3. Took a nap 4. Cleaned kitchen 5. Performed numerous small acts of resistance

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Any time you get to sing a few bars of their branch anthem for a veteran, it's a good day. #SemperParatus

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I spent halftime in the kitchen because epilepsy and flashing lights don't mix. To those who have explained the message behind what I missed, thank you. I'm still learning.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

How come Republicans aren't screaming about laptops and servers NOW?

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

The KC branch of the #USPS says that they are "unable to locate" my package of books from www.ginabsilkworks.co.uk. It's aggravating, because the company took great care to ship promptly, and the books aren't available just any old where.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Them: "Oh, I don't like #cats. They're too aloof." My cat: Teaches herself to open the bathroom door, then scares the living shit out of me by bursting unceremoniously through said door and perching on the sink while I'm in the shower so I won't be lonely. #HiMahm

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

... had some interesting dreams last night. Unfortunately, I don't recall much about them. I do remember taking an impromptu French lesson from Franklin Habit, and muttering at some point, "Great. Now I have a chain mail wedgie." #UmOkay #WTF

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

The cat ate my crab Rangoon.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Weaving chemo shawls out in the shop, with #Icehouse blasting loud enough to endanger the windows. #CancerSucks #IcehouseRocks

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

I would love to find the person who came up with this caption, and thank them for the huge laugh.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Success! I've been spinning wool for ages, but this is my first cotton.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

To Do: •Bake bread •Finish weaving orange stripe towel •Add another inch or two to sweater •Eat large chunk of peach cherry pie that won't shut up •Find ways to resist/call out MAGA bullshit •Feed cat

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

I spent all day wearing an underwire bra and I'm ready to set it on fire and slingshot it across the street.

submitted 93 days ago • 2 comments

Towel number two: color blocks with purple, peacock, and lime weft.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

The towels have begun! The peacock warp threads are the barest shade thicker than the rest. There have been some minor issues when the slubs catch in the reed.

submitted 97 days ago • 2 comments