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Retired ex-pat Brit living in NZ for over 20 years. Post jokes, cartoons & anything else I find amusing. Bet on #sports for fun - mainly #Golf & #Tennis. Interests include American Football ( #NFL & #CollegeFootball / #CFB ) & The #Beatles.
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#JaneFonda

I can’t compete with this

I don't mean to brag but when I was on Twitter years ago Dan Bongino blocked me. I then proceeded to make a thread of images of him juxtaposed with LEGOs. I'm probably gonna get investigated but it was worth it.

The only hope for The Onion is to go into reporting facts and actual news. There is no humorous fiction they could possibly concoct at this stage that would rival reality.

Dan Bongino sued the Daily Beast for $15 million for reporting the NRA fired him for being "unfit for his duties" and not only did he lose but he was found liable for the Beast legal fees and had to pay THEM $40,000

#USPol

Wife responded to Elon’s email even though she’s not a federal employee.

I'm taking my grandkids this is a statue of #elonmusk

LOL... they're having fun in TikTok and Musk is having a pity party on Twitter with his AfD incels

Bluesky should push the fuck out of these kind of stats.

Dear Elmo, Sincerely, Hood

Small act of kindness.. 🙏

A patriot

#Tennis

Not a fan of this idea at all.

#Rugby

#Tennis Kaja bounces back.

#NFL

#USPol #Trump

Post an image you can hear

#Food #Pizza

They say that 10,000 hours of doing something makes you an expert. I'm about four hours off qualifying to become the CEO of trying to delete full stops that are actually tiny marks on my screen.

Do you listen to podcasts ?? May I suggest : WHAT IN THE WINKLERS . Funny .. honest .. my family .. take a listen

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#Tennis Wow! Chirico levels the match.

So I won US election but lost German. Plusses. Minuses.

[evil cackle] I love it so much

Every election he is in the white house is going to be a slaughter-fest for the GOP. Dems will flip seats that the GOP thought were safe.

#Tennis Kaja takes the first set. Just checked the stats - 5 breaks of serve. I thought there had been more!

80 years ago today, in 1945, Joe Rosenthal took this iconic shot as six US Marines raised the flag on the savagely contested Pacific island Iwo Jima. Three of these men would be killed within days. Please check out my Iwo Jima podcast right here: 🎧: podfollow.com/dan-snows-hi...

Tomorrow will mark three years since Russia launched its full-scale invasion of Ukraine. A day that will forever live in infamy. Today we’re hoisting the Ukrainian flag at our headquarters. It is flying high and proud at the heart of Europe. Where it belongs.

#Movies #TheShining Via All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies · 6h A great behind the scenes shot of JACK NICHOLSON on the set of The Shining (1980).

#Tennis I saw Louisa Chirico play in qualies here in Auckland. I'll give this a spin next.

#Rugby

#Tennis Rebecca Marino zips past Heather Watson in 1h10m.

#Tennis Rebecca Marino zips past Heather Watson in 1h10m.

It's Feb 1941. UK has beaten off Nazi invasion. USSR still supplies raw materials to Hitler. Britain fight alone. Having not had an election since 1935, GOP say Churchill is a dictator. Oswald Farage says one must be scheduled.

A reminder... Tina Smith is a senator from Minnesota. You've seriously fucked up when you get a Minnesotan this mad. #elonmusk

I assume we won’t be seeing posts like this from the other Minnesota Senator.

#NHL #Hockey

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