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Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.

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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

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💥The Netherlands' largest pension fund, has sold its shares in Tesla, Meta, and Alphabet (Google). The fund with US $569 billion equivolent in assets is "directing more money to companies and projects that help to improve society and the environment." #Divest www.reuters.com/markets/euro...

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#teslatakedown Sunnyvale!

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#teslatakedown Sunnyvale!

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Every time a marvel movie ends my wife is like “do you wanna see what happens after the credits?” And I say “what is gonna happen is that one guy will be standing there and then another guy will walk into the room and I won’t know who either of the guys are”

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Happening today in Sunnyvale! actionnetwork.org/events/prote...

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Doing this while your child's mother is frantically trying to get in touch with you

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SCOOP: Ashley St Clair sues Elon Musk for custody of new son. Musk is pictured with his latest baby in a lawsuit filed by St Clair, seeking sole custody and paternity. www.usermag.co/p/scoop-ashl...

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we need a new place on the computer

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"tRump" this "elmo" that. shut the fuck up!!!

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These guys can't stop being weird.

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Honest question for Elon: What explanation would you like me to give my constituents who rely on this program? Or the other 9/11 families? Because I'm about to get in my car and drive wherever the hell you are right now to find out myself. This makes me sick.

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This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

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i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

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Serena Williams!

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"my cyber truck tried to kill me but I still love you Elon 💖 💖 💖"

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this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.

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Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies theonion.com/guy-on-...

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Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

💥The Netherlands' largest pension fund, has sold its shares in Tesla, Meta, and Alphabet (Google). The fund with US $569 billion equivolent in assets is "directing more money to companies and projects that help to improve society and the environment." #Divest www.reuters.com/markets/euro...

#teslatakedown Sunnyvale!

#teslatakedown Sunnyvale!

Every time a marvel movie ends my wife is like “do you wanna see what happens after the credits?” And I say “what is gonna happen is that one guy will be standing there and then another guy will walk into the room and I won’t know who either of the guys are”

Happening today in Sunnyvale! actionnetwork.org/events/prote...

Doing this while your child's mother is frantically trying to get in touch with you

SCOOP: Ashley St Clair sues Elon Musk for custody of new son. Musk is pictured with his latest baby in a lawsuit filed by St Clair, seeking sole custody and paternity. www.usermag.co/p/scoop-ashl...

we need a new place on the computer

"tRump" this "elmo" that. shut the fuck up!!!

These guys can't stop being weird.

Honest question for Elon: What explanation would you like me to give my constituents who rely on this program? Or the other 9/11 families? Because I'm about to get in my car and drive wherever the hell you are right now to find out myself. This makes me sick.

This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

Serena Williams!

"my cyber truck tried to kill me but I still love you Elon 💖 💖 💖"

this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.

Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies theonion.com/guy-on-...

The Democrats rolling over for their new fascist overlords is very disappointing, but sadly not surprising.

What are some good movie accounts to follow on here?

Space vampires, hell yeah!

Emilia Perez is dog shit, it better not win best picture.

These guys are weird.