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emcellent.bsky.social
Comedian. Clown. Producer. Boston, MA
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We had to get in on the video action too — Bluesky now has custom feeds for video! Like any other feed, you can choose to pin these or not. Bluesky is yours to customize.

Waiting for TikTok to go dark is the real Y2K.

Channeling this energy as a comedian with my voice.

I’m so fucking sick and tired of the US government, my upstairs neighbor, and uncomfortable women’s jeans!

In my dreams last night I was teaching people how to dance like a millennial 😂

I’m in my 30s- Of course I walk around muttering ‘ow!, why?’

Very cutesy, very demure, very much will put you in your place should you choose to fuck around and find out 🔥

I hate it when people tell you to ‘stay safe’. It’s like- concepts of thoughts & prayers…

Idk about you guys, but this latest season of Black Mirror- Dec 2024- is low key scary.

Ladies: if that brother astaghfirullahs you - astaghfirullah him right back! Never let them your next move 👀

Dropping a new hit tomorrow called ‘Nobody Knows Where The Socks Go’ ft Bombas 🧦

Women’s fashion rn: best we can do is either give you half a shirt or a bodysuit that goes up your ass. Ugh.

Sunday Funday ✨

Some textures just hit different 💚

My brain today:

Most unusual thing I’ve been grateful for? Pooping. Those of us who’ve been in the hospital for an obstructed bowel kNoW 👀