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Something something boba tea, something something balls to the face.

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“I don’t use the word stripper… …because I haven’t earned it.”

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my life has lost all meaning

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Look at this supermodel who posed for me today!

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Important content.

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Norwegian Hot Dog sounds like a sex move your worst friend in high school tells you about

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MOCKINGBIRD UPDATE: At 5am, there was glorious silence. I got up to use the bathroom, and as soon as the toilet flushed, I heard a kind of “whuh?!“ followed by a slurred imitation of a cardinal, followed by a fair clear car alarm and squeaky hinge. Poor feathery bastard fell asleep on the job.

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Caturday reminder to get plenty of beauty sleep.

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ꙮꙮꙮ BE NOT AFRAIDꙮꙮꙮ

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Between sketchbooks bunny. #art #sketchbook

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You did this to yourself 🤣

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Planettes #3: Saturn

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Most celebrities: can't be damned to even talk about defending trans people David Tennant: turns a question that doesn't mention trans folks once into a clear, decisive message of support and explaining the true machine behind our current oppression

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This too is yuri.

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*taps the sign*

submitted 13 days ago • 19 comments

Happy #caturday from a cat with an impeccable profile.

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Art from now, five years ago and 10 years ago. 🎨

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After watching the latest VIP: Vic Michaelis/Charlotte Excitement wresting smut fic when?

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Ah, that moment in a cop procedural written a few weeks ago when, suspecting a bioweapon, the doctors and cops bark out the five agencies they’re going to contact STAT, the ones with the expertise for this situation … and three of them don’t functionally exist anymore.

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Duck encounter today. The male was quite mouthy. 🪶

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As someone raised in the area, the concept of a Chicago pope boggles me. Portillos opening a location in the Vatican, got it.

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The AP pope looks askance at this heresy

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I am unapologetically telling you right now that Chicago is going to be insufferable about this, there is still a fading cardboard John Paul II in a Michigan Ave storefront looking out at Grant Park because he spoke there *once.*

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Report: Seattle Still Absolute Hellhole: tinyurl.com/bdd7nkf8

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"How more Ohio can you get? No more Ohio."

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DUCKLING ARMADA

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Happy #caturday from a cat who stands on her own two feet.

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Drew a goose. Not sure if I should apologize or say you're welcome. 😅🤷🏼‍♀️

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happy May Day

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Just some birfday girls

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A dinner was attempted.

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Happy birthday to this beautiful old lady. (And also the missus, but we all know the true reason for the season.)

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am i going home with 3 cats?!

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On the eve of my birthday, one thing that's changed for me in the past year is that I now feel like I can admit to liking things openly, and admit to wanting things, rather than being stoic and silent about it. It's a good thing.

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