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emeraldzak.bsky.social
library addict dog and cat parent writer of failed book drafts a novel programmer pansexual, married, monogamous 31 (oh no I'm old)
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I somehow caught the perfect moment when I was at exactly 18,500 pages read for the year

splashing cat food liquid in my face is not in my top ten ways to start the morning

This is one of the first lessons I learned on date #2 with lawyer spouse: the law means whatever judges say it means. If the judges are full of shit, the law will be bullshit. See how the 14th amendment, a law designed to protect Black people, was used to end affirmative action.

okay someone knew what they were doing with the pricing win for thrift shopping tho

hey if i could get a gazillion shares on this it would be a big help

the sham legacy of Richard Feynman youtu.be/TwKpj2ISQAc

This is going to piss a lot of men off, but ignore them, too!

chat I maxed out on intuniv and it's finally working but now two minutes takes two minutes and that's way too overstimulating

you don't need to trust someone to fuck them

reminder for kindle owners: your books are YOUR books. It is fairly trivial to de-DRM the books if you have access to a computer. You don't know what books will be banned or if they'll be taken from your account. Do it sooner rather than later.

really, most of the pets crave the cuddles

Ellie craves the cuddles