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Air traffic controllers are required by law to retire at 56. It is a high-stress, high-intensity job that requires intense focus. The retirement rules are there to keep us all safe. This fucking guy has no clue what's he's doing.

submitted 3 days ago • 479 comments

I went to high school with this girl who SWORE Steve Irwin was her uncle. She was one of those people who constantly lied about random stuff. The day after Steve Irwin died she came to school with such fear in her eyes. People would try to talk to her and she’d Naruto run in the opposite direction

submitted 2 days ago • 29 comments

i mean fuck i like toxic yaoi, i like codependency, i like weird sex, i like obsession, i like violence, i like mutual sabotage, i like homoeroticism

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

Our Early Access Patch 8 for Hades II is out now on Steam and the Epic Games Store!!🌒 Following last week's Warsong Update, it should make your battles to the final confrontation go a bit better. Thank you for playing!⚔️ 🔗Full Patch Notes: store.steampowered.com/news/app/114...

submitted 4 days ago • 10 comments

literally what is the point of waiting to get an ao3 invite only to then post spam/TOS breaking shit

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

🍇

submitted 3 days ago • 70 comments

CHIKORITA MY BELOVED

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

NEW POKEMON STADIUM, LET'S GOOOO

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes... things are supposed to make you uncomfortable

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Bezos emailing all Amazon MGM Studios employees to dictate that the next James Bond will be bald and wear a vest

submitted 4 days ago • 118 comments

🎶THERE'S A MCDONALDS IN THE PENTAGON 🎶

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

With the launch of The Warsong Update, the Hades II Original Soundtrack is up to 40 tracks — more than three hours of original music by Darren Korb and contributing artists!🎶 Have a listen to the latest pieces on our YouTube channel, coming soon to Spotify as well: www.youtube.com/watch?v=paT_...

submitted 9 days ago • 13 comments

[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

submitted 10 days ago • 139 comments

Grandma has something to say

submitted 9 days ago • 45 comments

Not good news, but needs to be said: Hamas claimed that Israel killed the Bibas children and their mother in an airstrike. Forensic examination of the corpses reveals the kids were murdered and that Hamas didn't even send back the mother, but a random body. Depravity piled upon lies.

submitted 9 days ago • 39 comments

submitted 9 days ago • 164 comments

The WARSONG UPDATE for HADES II is here!!⚔️ Face the final confrontation, meet Ares, and more in our second Major Update in Early Access! 🩸Trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrpG... 📝Patch notes: store.steampowered.com/news/app/114... 🌒Play it today on Steam and the Epic Games Store!

submitted 11 days ago • 97 comments

“DAAAAAAA BRUTALIST”

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

Oh boy

submitted 13 days ago • 214 comments

Hope has been eliminated. We now know for sure that Palestinian terrorists kidnapped and murdered Jewish toddlers and babies. Hamas and the monsters who kidnapped them bear full responsibility for their deaths. השם יקום דמם

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

The people running the federal government hate New York City and want to punish people who live here for (by and large) having views and living lives that they dislike. Any gussied-up justification is working backwards from that desired result

submitted 11 days ago • 56 comments

Works as advertised

submitted 11 days ago • 1210 comments

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

submitted 12 days ago • 1063 comments

HADES 2 UPDATE LET'S GOOOOOOOO

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

✨ 2nd Major Update – Coming March 10th Introducing the Animal Sprite Statue! Powered by an Essence Stone, this magical statue will play a soothing tune each day to help keep all the animals in that barn or coop happy, eliminating the need to pet each animal individually. 🎶

submitted 12 days ago • 16 comments

Not now dude we’re busy

submitted 20 days ago • 6 comments

It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards

submitted 20 days ago • 424 comments

that’s right.

submitted 20 days ago • 426 comments

gritty has seized control of the federal government

submitted 20 days ago • 204 comments

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submitted 21 days ago • 132 comments

Serena Williams!

submitted 20 days ago • 230 comments

When you see a conservative influencer calling the Kendrick performance a DEI thing it’s worth keeping in mind just how many conservative influencers are failed screenwriters/stand ups/filmmakers who only understand any form of art through a lens of spite

submitted 20 days ago • 99 comments

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

submitted 20 days ago • 230 comments

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

submitted 20 days ago • 119 comments

Blue Sky users arriving to point out I forgot to add the alt text.

submitted 20 days ago • 13 comments

I think an American flag created entirely by black men at the Superbowl is one of the best pieces of art I've seen in my lifetime. I hope it actually killed some folks. And I hope it finally closes the fucking book on the argument that we shouldn't use the flag to fight the God damned fascists.

submitted 20 days ago • 84 comments

THERE'S AN UPDATE

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Drake has passed away

submitted 20 days ago • 10 comments

CLOSE ENOUGH, MY LIFE IS YOURS KENDRICK

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Who are the top thinkers on the absolute terror of modern phone-based sports betting?

submitted 20 days ago • 157 comments

KENDRIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Just saw a post where someone said that use of em dashes (—) was a giveaway that you're using AI for writing. Uh, no. It could just mean you like to use em dashes.

submitted 21 days ago • 637 comments

submitted 20 days ago • 42 comments

@coestar.live

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Just saw a farmer say, "you don't have to admit you were wrong, you have to admit you were lied to, " and idk that seems like a good framing to call people in

submitted 21 days ago • 102 comments

i don't know what's going on but the Chiefs are losing and i love that

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments