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emfyre.bsky.social

26 | She/They | Bi 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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his little grispers

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

So sorry to inform you all I am officially coming out as Evil. I identify as a Villain and my adjectives are devious/dastardly

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Hey quick question All these videos of Musk cronies standing in front of doors blocking entry to lawmakers and employees and stuff Has no one thought to throw a right hook? Like it's just one dude doing presumably illegal shit without any authority. Break his nose and move on

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

I think it's time for us all to get worse

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

May god have mercy on my pod #mtg #edh

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

anyway kinky trans furries 4 ever

submitted 94 days ago • 25 comments

My birth certificate came in!! Now I can update my license!! I gotta get SO done up so I have a cute photo

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

What if a t shirt and it said "Friends help friends lactate"

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Turns out bloodborne is not the best background noise when trying to take pictures of your tits. Me: trying to find the best angle with the light My TV: some dude violently hacking up a lung

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

I know it's super early and there's a lot of votes to count left but FUCK I really don't like that he's only 40 points away

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

This is what happens when they steal your board (including 250 scute swarm) and then craterhoof for 271

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

Arguing with your girlfriend in Walmart pj bottoms while sharing a cigarette in front of burger king. Just as God intended

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments

If you don't do a lil spin trick with your hairbrush every time you pick it up then what's even the fucking point

submitted 191 days ago • 0 comments

Gotta love when you jack the box together

submitted 191 days ago • 0 comments

Oh neat, DMs

submitted 292 days ago • 0 comments

"It's right for pulling something, right?" - My boyfriend

submitted 309 days ago • 0 comments

"I don't need praise I need help" - my boyfriend

submitted 309 days ago • 0 comments

"Do you accept my beef flirtation?!?!" - my boyfriend

submitted 309 days ago • 0 comments

Gunki gunki gunki Mata spunki Eebee dapa worb

submitted 309 days ago • 0 comments

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WHY IS HE SO HAPPY TO SEE ME

submitted 373 days ago • 0 comments

I can't wait to have my gooch tazed

submitted 374 days ago • 0 comments

Who gave Pete a flamethrower

submitted 376 days ago • 0 comments

Trans girls live like this and hate it because none of my shit is on the walls yet

submitted 381 days ago • 0 comments

I wanna take a cruise flight on a Zeppelin and drink martinis and clutch my pearls when the captain is mysteriously murdered but an undercover detective was on board so now we're all suspects in a who dunnit

submitted 382 days ago • 0 comments

As a help desk agent, the number of people I talk to daily who are just "calling to make sure they don't have an issue" is unreal.

submitted 383 days ago • 0 comments