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Haven't played it yet but it sounds like Balatro is a card game where a clown deals you a card called 'The Negative 20 of Coins' and everything turns purple

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Do it right kids

submitted 5 days ago • 125 comments

Everything about the young guys at DOGE is reminding me of the time that I, as a middle school/high schooler, was tasked with cleaning up the family computer, deleted a bunch of nonsense looking files, and then the family computer stopped working.

submitted 19 days ago • 127 comments

This is true that a guy from the real world road rules challenge on mtv is now in charge of not making sure planes blow up. And I feel it’s important to say he wasn’t even very good at the real world road rules challenge on mtv

submitted 24 days ago • 26 comments

One time I Oiled my Ass Cheeks up So Good that it Broke the Laws of Physics and I was able to Slide on them So Fast I went Back in Time !!

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thank you bluesky for kind of sucking compared to golden age twitter and being full of annoying sincere reply folk im getting so much of my life back

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments

PTA after getting WB to put up 100 million for a Thomas Pynchon adaptation

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

very good alt text

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

this probably goes so hard if you're kinda dumb

submitted 29 days ago • 8 comments

radio: “new movie coming out a lot of people are excited for: Dog Man” me: “uhh you mean Wolf Man, idiot?” Ron Howard narrating: “There was, in fact, a new movie called Dog Man”

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TikTokers now have to dance like no one’s watching

submitted 35 days ago • 3 comments

tried the game “Frostpunk” and my society failed so hard that the stress gave me a spontaneous nosebleed

submitted 40 days ago • 2 comments

A primer on the two biggest issue facing Canadians

submitted 44 days ago • 29 comments

The curse of being Rowan Atkinson it that even when you heroically save a plane with your family from crashing, the news is still going to call you Mr. Bean

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

A company is like a kingdom, and as CEO I am a sort of a king. Managers: my liege lords. Sales team, you are my soldiers. Devs are court wizards. And Customer Support is kind of like, you know, the lowborn… not peasant exactly, but like: help me out here. The wormy sort of, dirty, plaguey villagers

submitted 47 days ago • 18 comments

in screenwriting the opening image is so important. anyway, happy new year

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