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submitted 4 hours ago • 3 comments

Day drinking, but it’s me shotgunning a bag of shredded cheese

submitted 6 hours ago • 8 comments

“He also told me that he had never seen anyone with such Gorgeous Eyes and asked if I had been working out (I said No) because I looked really good. He said the Fake News Media would never admit it but that I’m what Peak Male Performance looks like and he also said that I’m his favorite President.”

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

And here I stupidly thought being the director of the FBI was a full-time job.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

George Zimmerman and Kyle Rittenhouse are walking free! They're doing fucking speaking tours!

submitted 1 day ago • 98 comments

really appreciate @404media.co's work on this, though I suspect this won't be the last we see of the issue

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I only vaguely remember SCOOB! so I had to look it up and holy crap this is in fact accurate

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office. Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc. Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

submitted 1 day ago • 2065 comments

To be fair, I am sure that if you have to spend any amount of time around Tom Homan it feels like you’re in Hell.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Homan is such a perfect name for this guy. It’s *almost* human at first glance but then when you pay closer attention you realize nah, it’s not.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Then he'd better get on it because right now he's mostly deporting people fleeing violence and children.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Spoil a children’s favorite: Reiki Practitioner Who

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I could survive being awake during The Jaunt. I mean, it can’t be THAT long.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I fear the disapproval of J.K. Simmons like you would not believe.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Team “~Well, Actually~ The Civil War Was About States’ Rights” is being reeeeally quiet right now for some reason. How incredibly odd and wholly unexpected.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

yesterday my mom was doomering on the “50% of the country voted for this” and I had to stop her and explain how small this victory was because of low turnout what’s happening right now isn’t popular. you aren’t alone in hating it. don’t agree to their warped reality.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It always bears repeating that private shipping companies like UPS, FedEx, and Amazon use the USPS to ship to remote rural areas because they don’t think it’s worth it to do it themselves so it is always a dumb idea to privatize public good.

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

Yeah ok, let’s go.

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The Day the Earth Blew Up is really good. Visually inventive, funny script, great vocal performances (Eric Bauza is easily the best Daffy and Porky since Mel Blanc himself). I’m not crazy about the character designs; they’ve got a bit too much of that *Ren and Stimpy* grotesquery going on, and /

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Movies you’ve watched more than six times, gifs only

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

America is back, baby

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He’s perfect

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

If this is not a metaphor idk what is

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

A Brief History of Kids Today Have Too Much Freedom 🧵

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

i would measure this in weeks not years tbh

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

If you need reliable health information, we got you. updates are regular.

submitted 21 days ago • 6 comments

the fact that this is just a straightforward retelling of yesterday's events without hyperbole

submitted 2 days ago • 84 comments

Mom, come pick me up, they're coming up with the silliest possible version of the Great Man Theory of History

submitted 2 days ago • 149 comments

Even better, this was said by a lesbian and it was in fact a hunky guy.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Going to cause violence in the Doctor Who fandom by insisting on referring to “Rose” as a pseudo-historical.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments