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Millennial trash. Writer. JD Vance’s worst nightmare.
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I think about this at least once a week

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I just sent a letter to POTUS and VP, and I suggest you take an opportunity to do the same. whitehouse.gov/contact/share

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That’s adorable.

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Friendly reminder that Mayor McCheese's time in office has lasted far longer than the term limits allow.

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Leslie Knope worked way too hard for a shitty town that didn’t appreciate her.

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I don’t care if I sound like a Blue MAGA leftist nut job at this point but Lord Cheeto and his new BBF hacked the election www.reddit.com/r/somethingi...

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FINALLY this is getting the coverage it deserves!

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*prepares Jiffy Pop*

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This is such a weird app. I’ve literally seen a discussion about orgies in Washington DC, a baby dressed up like a dog, and a depiction of Satan with huge boobs. I was wrong when I said we lived in a garbage timeline.

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same girl, same

submitted 104 days ago • 556 comments

Hannibal Lecter would've been a better nomination for HHS than RFK Jr.

submitted 103 days ago • 1071 comments

While I generally agree with this, there’s something special about getting White Claw drunk and hate reading Danielle Steel.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

That’s not suspicious at all

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me watching Bluesky's user count grow by another million in a day hello and welcome to all 19M of you! 🥳

submitted 103 days ago • 5135 comments

I left X when it was still Twitter. Am I cooler than you?

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One day you’re young and free with your ass hanging out on Halloween, then you’re 36 years old alone on a Saturday night excited because you found out your trashcan has a warranty.

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