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That evil, evil doctor was the voice of the Beast in the OG Beauty & the Beast 🤯 That makes him mildly less creepy #severance

Just when I thought this prep couldn't get more fun, they double down with more powder that turns to devil syrup and now "strawberry" Simethicone packets!

I've had so many colonoscopies, and they keep changing the prep on me. But do I ever get the pills... noooooo 😑

Lololol

Soldiers have been getting this email, supposedly. Imagine signing your life away and having to answer to this schmuck

America deserved that loss but it doesn't hurt less 😕

Lol

No one told me that "Riki Oh, the Story of Ricky" is streaming on the Internet Archive 😑

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

A lifetime of rewatching 80s underdog movies lead me to expect more comeuppance for rich people

Someone tell me a theory of why the person at the start of the episode was whistling Gordon Lightfoot. I neeeeeeed to know #severance

Please do this. It's absurd that a historical place erases the history of that place by removing the T and Q from LGBTQ. Especially when Marsha was just a big part of that history.

People just out here living life with no case on their cell phones 😳

No matter how many times I tell someone that my Korean isn't great, they will never speak slower to me. If anything, they speak faster and with more gusto 🤣

what did Google mean by this

Kendrick Lamar managed to piss off all the right people. Well done.

re-reading this tweet every few years with a new perspective on who "we" refers to

My favorite part of living in Korea is the municipal announcements are always adorable. "Heavy snow alert!" LOOK AT THEM! 🥰

I figured we'd eventually end up living through real-life Hunger Games or Handmaid's Tale, but not both simultaneously

I almost shot coffee out my nose

I was unaware of the hot take that Elon was voted in because Trump said during the campaign that a vote for him is a vote for Elon 🙄

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

I hope the new Executive Order To Combat Anti-Semitism has a tip line so I can report a dangerous foreigner from an extremist state, filling the country with his anchor babies, who engages in public Nazi salutes and endorses anti-Semitic theories about the Great Replacement