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26. bumbling schizophrenic. enjoyer of weezer and snails. pro-wrestling & motorsports #CL16 she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ https://en.pronouns.page/@EmiliaASpoon
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word of the day is goober

me to the world of warcraft servers rn @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com

i'm reaching the point of my HRT journey where my boobs start to feel sore. currently in need of a massage 🤭

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life update: i ate the entire thing and now my mouth is raw

currently in awe at the sheer girth of this rice crispy treat i got today at the coffee shop

transgender is like crab rangoon

me side-eyeing my uncrustable as it thaws

Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?

I made such a huge breakthrough with voice training tonight 🥳 You wanna know what made it click? Mewing. I'm not joking. It is actually a great way to train your larynx to be in the correct position to achieve a feminine voice. Any other #trans girls out there, try that out! 😼

what is she on about bro

there is nothing more disingenuous than a streamer playing a sponsored game they do not give a fuck and will just put on the dumbest happy face to boost up a game even it if is total cheeks. it's so cringe to me and i just straight up wont watch any sponsored content

the original version of lazy town was a live action theater show with some songs being carried over from icelandic. here is one of the songs over the clip from the childrens show, i feel like it is such an underrated meme because of how shitty it gets due to the guy getting more and more exhausted

I'm making a to-do list for the morning and writing "TAKE ESTROGEN AND ADDERALL" took me out because wtf is my life rn 💀💃

it honest to god blows my fucking mind how petty these people are 😭 they had absolutely no reason to do this or post about it other than the fact they simply want people to feel bad for expressing themselves. it's so bewildering to me

This is the ideal bog You may not like it, but this is what peat performance looks like.

Attention shoppers, will Pat Wilson's mother please come to the Eastern Hills Mall Information Desk?

Don't feel sad for me, I'm right where I wanna be

any other trans girls ever get sad only to put on their padded bra and BOOM titty euphoria

it feels so good to no longer be in the closet 🥺 it feels like I was locked up in there all my life. I feel so free!

my best friend is sick and it's making me want to fight God my damn self

i thought being a leafs fan was hard, but then i decided to watch a devils game

dead by daylight

Whose house

i went to the eye doctor today and it took like 30 minutes for my insurance information to go through and i thought trump got my ass 😭👼

i listened to a bass boosted version of a meme song and i laughed so hard it gave me a headache. 200000 years of human evolution has led up to this very moment

why did no one tell me Queens of the Stone Age were goated

"Gamer" is one of the weirdest movies I've ever seen. It's nothing but horrible camera work, explosions, and sex. 😵‍💫

the #95 lightning mcqueen mazda mx-5 cup car is transgender

Longtime sunshine

honest to god i never saw the footage of jaden smith in his little house so i thought it was photoshopped. no. this guy is just built different (specifically, like a house)

I told my mom how much it hurt me that she went to my first Pride festival with me and how much it meant to me to have her support, only for her to turn around and vote for Trump. She doesn't understand, and says Trump is a good man and that he will fix the country. kill me 🙃