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"Based on professionalism alone, most Louisiana doctors' medical education pathways involved a Football Scholarship." #doctorfistbump #kidneysfuckedbruh

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America 2026: "Your Caste Tier determines what lifestyle packages are available for you to enjoy!" #goaheadandargue

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The Spring 2024 Harvard Media Bias Index guides.library.harvard.edu/newsleans/th... Help me, I can't decide which Emotion to highlight in the tags #helpme #crylaugh

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The Roman Empire didn't start in Rome: it started with death cults in Tuscany, and moved to a Capital location later. Much like America, Philadelphia, and Washington DC. Except instead of a death cult, Philly has Gritty #gritty #grittney #penaltybox #sixdegrees

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If you don't know about the Caste System, now is a GREAT time to familiarize! Ps #ChristianScienceMonitor has a GOOD newsrating, you can check the Index #unexpectedally www.csmonitor.com/World/Asia-S...

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Ben: "Why did all these little Georgia mountain towns sprout breweries and venues?" Me: "This time, White Flight took the brewmasters." #whiteflight #beerflight #whitebeerflight #IPA @arealblackman.bsky.social

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Crypto Bros are the best

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Hot Take: pro-ana never went away, it just became how women eat now. Banned Take: thank God for the pro-ana community or I'd be dead TWICE (I'm surviving a bad reaction to Ozempic using The Knowledge).

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Carl Rove is in New Orleans, cementing that this is in fact Hell. How many punches do you think it would take to force Rove to split into his composite-insect form? #dickcheneyisalich #carlrove #phylactery

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H&M has recognized the advent of fascism and responded with a Flash Sale #capitalism #deathcult #cargocult #latestagecapitalism #buynowpayforever

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So now I'm talking to my SECOND EX HUSBAND WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING #isaiditdbeacolddayinhell #satanitssnowing

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A fight is NEVER just the two kids directly involved - there's always at least five other kids who egged on the fight so that they could watch.

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Sending photos of my natural lawn to my Dad. He wants to know if I'm gonna shoot the Freret Street Festival in November. My mom is up to her eyeballs in medical research and says I might not need surgery. THINGS SURE DO HAPPEN ALL AT ONCE HUH?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dichond... taking up the THREE species of vetch that moved in as a cover crop, only to find that THIS is now my lawn. I'm so LUCKY!!!

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Everyone I've chosen to be emotionally candid with has been SO SUPPORTIVE ❤️❤️❤️ my friends and family really are the GREATEST

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www.crossculture.com/trump-putin-... Hey, remember in 2017 when Putin told the UN that "rumours" of a Ukraine invasion were the work of "lying Jews on the Internet"???

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"Ok so there's this thing called 'de-arrest'...."

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Day Two Of Interacting With Bluesky: two barely-legal honeypots with blank accounts, one "Apologies for the message, but I'm looking to meet like-minded people" (Russian Bot), one Wealth Manager, and the now-deleted account of the Crown Prince of the UAE 🇦🇪 in my inbox

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