Profile avatar
emilyelizabeth.bsky.social
FinTech Product Manager. Unabashed library fine accruer. Really good at sleeping late. Nashville-area dark heart. 🦇🖤
279 posts 244 followers 306 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter
Posts 12 Comments 38

Husband: “i mean they’re both pretty iconic.” Boychild: “i prefer quack.”

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Ngl, my heart is kind of breaking for Seth Milchick.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Struggling to get my family to realize that if I'm working in headphones, it doesn't mean "don't disturb me", it means, "You have to actively come tell me that it's time for cookies or that there is a possum wandering around the backyard & I should come check him out."

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

when you have a snow day with teenagers, you keep working and they make you french toast. It's pretty sweet. Now to talk them into learning to write tickets.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Watched Clerks with my 17 year old tonight and was reminded that while it is a compelling portrait of slackers, work, and friendship, it is also a film that talks an awful lot about sucking dick.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

in light of everything, I consider it a minor miracle that I got my self-review submitted one minute before the deadline.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I spent so much money at chromatics in high school. Sad to see the building up for sale.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

People keep saying "Call your congressional representatives", but mine are Bill Hagerty, Marsha fucking Blackburn, and Andy Ogles. The only argument I think might even slightly resonate with them is that he's taking away *their* opportunity to be absolutely reprehensible pieces of shit.

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

Me, telling the group chat that we may want to take our spicy hot celeb takes underground.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I, a comma person, just tried to use em dashes, and my sentence looked so awkward, I nearly broke my keyboard backspacing out. Some of you -- em dash people -- just live this way?

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

This guy melting from the inside has gotta be a metaphor for something.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

it is INFURIATING that my bag of lentils has a whole recipe for soup and not even a little box for just "cooking these lentils I've got here."

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments