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I only do this during Thanksgiving meals cuz it just hits different, ya know?

Sociologists often refer to Russia as an atomized society. I looked it up. An atomized society is a society where people are isolated and self-sufficient, with little contact with each other. The term "atomization" refers to the process of breaking down a society into smaller parts.

no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”

I had to replace a damaged iPhone today and given the amount of emotional energy and time it takes to restore everything and log back in to a zillion accounts I sorta regret not just rolling with a broken camera

i love that blur wrote the woohoo song to make fun of american grunge rock and americans were like "wow this slaps" and then continued ignoring blur

You never know what's going on in someone's life... But if she's eating a half pound of bacon over the sink and shaking her head, shit is going down.

my husband told me one of his favorite activities is showing me pictures and reels and watching me react to them bc i go on a absolute face journey every time

One of the cutest things is when people hand me their phone to do a selfie, and i haven't flipped it to the selfie camera yet, and their nervousness makes them straight PANIC like OH GOD NO THE CAMERA IS FACING THE WRONG WAY honey, i know. Gimme a sec.

...hitting a fuck it button.

me during midterms & finals, fr

js bc I want to complain: FUCK FINALS thank you for listening :)

*lowkey* feeling 'ugh' with my entire being/soul

FUCK THE PATRIACHY

nature is so beautiful

I don't care what you thought about the Barbie movie that soundtrack fucks hard

WHY CAN’T PEOPLE BE NORMAL/QUIET/NOT GET THEIR PHONE OUT TO TAKE FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY IN THE CINEMA, WHY IS THAT SO HARD?!!???

Goddammit

Movies should have intermissions again. I'm getting old and I can't hold the bucket of soda I've been drinking for 3 hours. I need to piss. Movie makers are not accounting for this. RETVRN to intermissions.

All-time smooth moment for me is still when Roger Ebert said Aishwarya Rai was the most beautiful woman in the world and when someone wrote in to say "not your wife?" Ebert said "woman, not goddess."

that little scroll bar to select my birth year starting to take a few too many scrolls

hello it's me your CEO texting from a number you've never seen, I need 46 gas station hot dogs for an important business deal no time to explain why

Why didn't they just put the photos inside a glass case that only the manager can open

When we say "wild goose chase" we should change it to mean "the problem will now start chasing and biting you"

that’s none of my business