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dude my childhood bff and my mom are both coming to visit me next month i'm so excited i might pee

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

the jacket from drive except instead of a scorpion on the back it is the word "Drive"

submitted 12 days ago • 47 comments

this reminds me of when jd vance said that there should be "one vote per household" or whatever

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

god i love cava but those bitches neverrrr have pita

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

i can't believe they would have faye webster on tiny desk just for me

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I have a $50 World Market gift card, should I blow the whole thing on Portuguese sardines

submitted 27 days ago • 95 comments

this site has the juice now

submitted 85 days ago • 6 comments

hunter is so fucking funny. i'm in stitches like twice a day minimum.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

you know what would be fun? a deviled egg party. a byoe party even. farts everywhere.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

need tonka bell

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Is this someone’s joke or is Amazon using AI for its X-Ray feature?

submitted 95 days ago • 4 comments

idk much else right now but souuuuppppps

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

anyone got any lalipops?

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

i can't believe i turned into a vape person. the vapegirl

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

might fuck around and not care what people think about me

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

coconut water kinda tastes like it's already been in someone's mouth but i love it

submitted 583 days ago • 1 comment

i feel like good things are in store soon, i'm excited for the future

submitted 585 days ago • 0 comments

i quit drinking and became obsessed with coffee. feeling like an AA statistic

submitted 593 days ago • 1 comment

this is where i'm skeeting from

submitted 608 days ago • 0 comments

welcome to bluesky its kinda like this

submitted 611 days ago • 3 comments

asked the guy at cava if i could wait for pita and he just said "nah they're making too many other things right now"

submitted 660 days ago • 0 comments

is this thing on?

submitted 666 days ago • 0 comments