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If you want to be happy, be.✨ 37 hairstylist Midwest 🧠 health matters Life is short, shine your light🤩 TikTok | https://www.tiktok.com/@emilymartens_?_t=8re7aL7mdiQ&_r=1 Instagram | https://www.instagram.com/mlemartens/profilecard/?igsh=aXkzcDRjN200ZjY5
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Felt like trash so I did some glam. For me. 🥰 #softglam #makeup #millennial

It’s been a minute. Life has been good to me lately despite the dumpster fire we’re in. #whatishappening #delusional #selfie #hairandmakeupartist

Trying to get to the store and back before your edible kicks in is a real Olympic sport. Especially if that store is Target.👀

Celebrated turning 37 yesterday. I’m alive, age ain’t shit.✨

I had a dream last night I sat at a bar drinking a beer talking to David Beckham telling him how him and his wife were my favorite celebrities as a child. wtf randomness is that? I never dream either.🤷🏼‍♀️

Opened the toilet lid this morning only to see a spider trying to climb out of the water. 👀 Damn, looks like I’m never using a toilet again.

Last night after eating all day we snoozed on the couch, colored, watched Christmas movies, and the best part is no kids to look after. Truly happy with our childfree by choice life we are living. #childfree #childfreebychoice

Name a superior cookie. There isn’t one. 😋 #peanutbutterblossom #christmas #christmascookie #baking #holidaybaking

My mom better be proud. 🎄#lego #legos

Got my hand tattooed today and then drove back home, got ready and went to my husbands work holiday party. This bitch is sleeping in tomorrow.🫠 #handtattoo #midwest #holidayparty

Made it. Out of the salon until the 6th. Fuck yea. 💃🏼✨ #hairstylist #salonlife #holidayrush

This girl is cooked. Holy smokes, one final day in the salon tomorrow and then no touching anyone for 2 weeks. 💃🏼✨ #hairstylist #busyseason #holidayrush #holidayhair

The ultimate nostalgia holiday movie for me.🥰 #90movies #nostalgia #christmasmovie

My girl Lumen is such a beauty.🥰 Sweetheart turned 10 this year.✨

Certain songs helped me thru my grief journey of losing my dad in 2022 and I don’t know why but this song is one of them. It’s nice to be reminded that we are all “out there” somewhere.✨ open.spotify.com/track/0FZttS...

Grief and the holidays woof.

Mom knew what was up in 1994. I’m the cutest because I’m the baby and I have the best hair obviously. 💁🏼‍♀️

Working in a salon you overhear A LOT of conversations. Damn I’m so grateful to be married to a good human. and also to not have kids. 😅😅😅

My spotify wrapped this year is all small artists that few people listen to, but I clearly do. I guess I love supporting small artists.🫶🏼 Maybe I was a failed musician in a past life which is why I feel so passionate about supporting artists grinding it out on their own vs big radio artists?

Holiday grief hangover is real, I’m crying this morning because they forgot the bacon on my bagel and that’s all I wanted. #deaddadclub

Goodfellas in bed with my heated blanket. I managed to only cry once today. I’ll take that as a win considering it was because hubby accidentally drove by the hospital where dad died on the way to Thanksgiving. Grief is a wildly unexpected ride. 🤦🏼‍♀️😣😔

Been on repeat. open.spotify.com/track/63EUqn...

Sending love if these days are hard for you. 💗

The game of musical chairs at the salon has already begun this morning and it’s really f$cking up my work schedule for the week. The upside is people get desperate and I’ll benefit at least. Always charge extra if working outside your normal boundaries!🤑💇🏻

What’s the most underrated Thanksgiving food? I will start. Whiskey.

Tell me you have AuDHD without telling me… You’ll look back on your life and you will realize a good majority of it was just you trying to find the perfect song or audio to go with your post. Can anyone else relate? Trust and believe what I’d be doing right now if music was on this app. 💃🏼✨

Todays face. 💋