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Parking at the airport is so fucking nice why is it the first time I'm doing this?

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Queen sativa give me strength for this mandatory fun day with work humans.

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Hitting the bong with one hand so you can hold your string cheese in the other. 2025 is unhinged.

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What kind of psychopath comes home from a full day out peopleing and vacuums/upholstery cleans their couch then disassembles the vacuum halfway through?

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Not me telling the straight white male trumper talking about row v wade that I'm not letting him talk because I don't care what he has to say.

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If you need me I'll be enjoying this 420 basket I won from the dispensary.

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Changing from my inside comfies to my outside comfies is truly all the effort you are getting from me this year.

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Thanks for killing the environment by sending each one of my sensors in its own massive box #Dexcom

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I can't wait to see my dog tomorrow ♥️

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Did I relax at this beach resort I booked specifically to relax? ADHD says no I did not.

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What decade are you supposed to get your shit together in again? It certainly isn't your 30s

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In honor of the couple I thought were boomers but no they just aged bad... Wear your sunscreen people

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Oh gas is INCREASING in price? This is what you voted for you dump Cheeto loving fucks

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Eat the rich and tax the fucking churches

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Woke up from anesthesia after my tubal ligation saying "trump can't make me have a baby now". I don't think the nurse was pleased.

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Update: 2 days til tubal ligation and my paperwork is still wrong between the provider and insurance. If I have to fight this hard to get baby proofed now what's it going to be like when uncle Cheeto is president for more than a week?

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To all trans people we still see you ♥️

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Fuck Nazis Fuck Trump Fuck Musk Fuck Bezos Fuck Zuckerberg Fuck white Christian nationalism

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Can gen z start a cyber attack revolution please? Us elder millennials are too tired for war.

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More with the lies. Fuckerberg got the drug peddling app. #tiktok usds.tiktok.com/usds-myths-v...

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This doesn't make ANYONE who uses #tiktok like you you disgusting rapist cheeto

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Can we get video capabilities what am I supposed to do with my dozens of brietoks? The world needs more dog content.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

In case anyone missed it the first image popped up around 9pm EST and the second around 11pm EST. Welcome to the fascist state.

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Just made my third soup to have in the freezer for post-op. Call me the soup witch.

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Get me back to sunshine stat.

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White widow give me strength

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Sometimes airports make me wish for death and sometimes there's a dog.

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End the bloodline.

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New squid games is giving me 2024 election PTSD. Except instead of playing for money it was a false promise by an orange rapist that gas would be $1.

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How to defeat the boomers: put them in a room where the tv cord is exposed and not painted the same shitty beige as the wall. Watch them crumble.

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Parking at the airport is so fucking nice why is it the first time I'm doing this?

Queen sativa give me strength for this mandatory fun day with work humans.

Hitting the bong with one hand so you can hold your string cheese in the other. 2025 is unhinged.

What kind of psychopath comes home from a full day out peopleing and vacuums/upholstery cleans their couch then disassembles the vacuum halfway through?

Not me telling the straight white male trumper talking about row v wade that I'm not letting him talk because I don't care what he has to say.

If you need me I'll be enjoying this 420 basket I won from the dispensary.

Changing from my inside comfies to my outside comfies is truly all the effort you are getting from me this year.

Thanks for killing the environment by sending each one of my sensors in its own massive box #Dexcom

I can't wait to see my dog tomorrow ♥️

Did I relax at this beach resort I booked specifically to relax? ADHD says no I did not.

What decade are you supposed to get your shit together in again? It certainly isn't your 30s

In honor of the couple I thought were boomers but no they just aged bad... Wear your sunscreen people

Oh gas is INCREASING in price? This is what you voted for you dump Cheeto loving fucks

Eat the rich and tax the fucking churches

Woke up from anesthesia after my tubal ligation saying "trump can't make me have a baby now". I don't think the nurse was pleased.

Update: 2 days til tubal ligation and my paperwork is still wrong between the provider and insurance. If I have to fight this hard to get baby proofed now what's it going to be like when uncle Cheeto is president for more than a week?

To all trans people we still see you ♥️

Fuck Nazis Fuck Trump Fuck Musk Fuck Bezos Fuck Zuckerberg Fuck white Christian nationalism

Can gen z start a cyber attack revolution please? Us elder millennials are too tired for war.

More with the lies. Fuckerberg got the drug peddling app. #tiktok usds.tiktok.com/usds-myths-v...

This doesn't make ANYONE who uses #tiktok like you you disgusting rapist cheeto

Can we get video capabilities what am I supposed to do with my dozens of brietoks? The world needs more dog content.

In case anyone missed it the first image popped up around 9pm EST and the second around 11pm EST. Welcome to the fascist state.

Just made my third soup to have in the freezer for post-op. Call me the soup witch.

Get me back to sunshine stat.

White widow give me strength

Sometimes airports make me wish for death and sometimes there's a dog.

End the bloodline.

New squid games is giving me 2024 election PTSD. Except instead of playing for money it was a false promise by an orange rapist that gas would be $1.

How to defeat the boomers: put them in a room where the tv cord is exposed and not painted the same shitty beige as the wall. Watch them crumble.

I hope whoever thinks Xmas eve fireworks are a thing gets all their insurance claims denied for Christmas.

Not me overachieving the yule ritual for the pagan gold star ⭐

End of 2024 mood: