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emilysium.bsky.social
she/her trans forest witch, sloth girl πŸ¦₯ memer, aspiring video game dev trust fund baby and professional loser
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my dad and I, being a microcosm of the capitalist vs communism debate:

I didn't have "the US Government made me more Communist by banning Tiktok, a platform i do not use" on my bingo card for 2025

I'm so glad I get to be old during the second great depression and the third great war.

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if this happens this platform is actually over and not in the hyperbolic way

current vibe

Yesterday I pulled overt references of queerness off my site, my very successful store that sells my books that have queer main characters. Because a few days ago, Meta emailed saying my advertising on their platform will be restricted - my site was categorized as "sexuality and gender identity."

[cocks shotgun, *pop-pop*] i've cum here to kick ass, chew bubble gum, chew ass, kick bubbles, gum ass, gum cock, gum shotguns, pop bubble gum, pop bubbles, chew cock, kick ass, kick-ass, chew cum, chew ass cum, cum gum, shotgun cum, kick cocks, kick gummy cocks, pop ass, and i'm all out of charact

I was actually excited to sign up and pay for BlueSky before i realized they wanted to make it twitter 2.0, aintnoway im payin now hopefully the next one is better

beginning to think trust and safety types are neither trustworthy nor safe

welcome back to Shark Tank with guest host Luigi Mangione. thanks to your input we've radically changed the show and added actual sharks.

Bluesky team: you can threaten other users, but you have to do it in Minecraft

β€œwe knew that wasn’t our buddy chaya so we took that shit down for her. when she’s ready to make an account here we will roll out the red carpet for her. remember when she shows up to just block and move on or put her on one of those little labelers you guys like so much ;)”