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emilytheslayer.bsky.social
Tired. Not mad, just disappointed. Queer, poly, witchy, switchy. Idk man I'm just here.
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Sometimes being the research nerd in the family means looking up Shakespeare quotes because your MiL, who has taught Hamlet 3000 times, refuses to believe the answer to a trivia question about it

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Please remember that we don't take notes on a criminal conspiracy and we don't talk to cops, and at this point posting your plans for resistance on open social media or anywhere on Facebook can count as both of those things.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

LOOK WHAT HANGS IN MY HOUSE NOW. @peripateticmeg.bsky.social made it and installed it with MAGNETS

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

I love watching Sex Lives of College Girls especially every time they try to make Kimberly mousy or plain. She's literally Timothee Chalamet as a girl. They are actually twins and they have the same face. I laugh every time.

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

But that's my emotional support food delivery service

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t care if babies cry on planes. Planes are unpleasant. I would also like to cry on planes. If a baby cries on a plane, that is not a nuisance. That is simply a relatable baby.

submitted 25 days ago • 27 comments

Watercolors vs The Horrors day 3

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Last night my edible didn't fully kick in for seven HOURS after I took it. So I'm trying to sleep and inside my head is just

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I am posting silly things to stave off the horrors. I am not turning away, I just need to remain silly.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Also my nails are cute again

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Yesterday's painting

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Anyway I started painting again

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Edible Arrangements really needs to get into the weed business and I'm sure I'm not the first person to say this but infused chocolate covering delicious fruit as a treat from a sweetie? Sounds divine.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Tomorrow the cleaner comes. Tonight I thought I had a cut high on my cheek, that turned out to be bbq sauce from the ribs I ate for dinner.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Right Said Fred did a little turn on the catwalk so Vin Diesel could drive real fast

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

"We have to remember that we're a community, and we owe it to each other to make sure it's a community we want to be a part of." - @lynxreign.bsky.social at her GoH spotlight panel at @arisia.bsky.social

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

If you've seen the episode of Make Some Noise where Vic explains soaking to the two other contestants, it was a very similar energy.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

I would like to announce that today I officially unpacked from Summer Camp. The one I went to in August of 2024, not like, when I was a kid.

submitted 48 days ago • 2 comments

Hunting humans for sport: amateur hour. The real most dangerous game is sneezing on your period.

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 52 days ago • 14 comments

In the car, listening to Beyonce. Crazy in Love. Jay-Z says "how you think I got the name Hova" and I respond "I have no idea." Now I will google it, so wrong answers only please.

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

It seems silly to me that people and churches get these elaborate outdoor displays for their nativity scenes, like whole tiny houses, and then don't put anything else in them for other holidays. Like come on do a dinosaur display or something.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

We should have mashed potatoes in tubes by now. Like Gogurt but it's potatoes.

submitted 71 days ago • 4 comments