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Hot take: John Kelly and John Kelly alone should have to do 6 laps. He enjoys the #BM100 too much for my liking 😅

After a brief memorial, laz lit the cigarette at 11:37. The 2025 Barkley Marathons has begun. #BM100

So in GMT that's L1 19.03 04:57 L2 19.03 18:57 L3 20.03 03:37 FR 20.03 07:37 L4 20.03 15:37 L5 21.03 03:37 I think? Time zones. Gah! #BM100

After multiple failed attempts, the conch was blown at 10:37. The 2025 Barkley Marathons begins in one hour. #BM100.

Let's check: - Messenger: @keithdunn.bsky.social - The always hungry monster: @ratjaw.bsky.social - Data wrangler: @taka-does-stuff.bsky.social ALL ARE HERE! Some other nondescript but significant #BM100 people as well. Hashtag party is already in full swing. Laz - DO YOUR MAGIC - finally!

Tuesday. Checks phone. Nothing. Maybe we got the week wrong Maybe it's already finished and they're laughing at us Maybe this whole thing has been an extended hallucination Maybe *I'm* running it and I'm so tired I forgot Maybe this year's race is an elaborate hoax Maybe there was never a #BM100

Trying to distract myself with the Spelling Bee. Not working. #BM100

I'm getting into the #BM100 hype enough I'm analysing strava logs to see who's on their taper. John Kelly's recent runs are way longer than his taper runs in previous years. Not saying he's not in, but I wouldn't be doing 19 miles just before the big one (she says knowing she couldn't if she tried)

Every attempt to sleuth out a start day ends with me doing a vibes-based guess. Sure maybe Monday is more likely, but my spidey senses are saying Tuesday. Gonna be refreshing my feeds all weekend either way though #BM100

Showing my face on here in preparation for the #BM100 Any day now, I can feel it in my bones!

Bit of a naff start to my week, mystery illness, A&E this morning. Grateful for Friend holding me hostage on the sofa and the Emotional Support Pickle courtesy of @elliewildbore.bsky.social 💜

Nul Bock auf Weinachten dieses Jahr, aber Advent bleibt verträglich. Old Man Gerstenberger wohnt inzwischen ehr in seine Fantasie, glaube er wollte mir Heute ne Brücke verkaufen - Demenz macht kein Spaß aber lachen kann man trotzdem!

Never managed to get on with the social media platform formerly known as Twitter, but I'm intrigued so let's give @bsky.app a go. Do say hi! 👋