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Bio-LOGICAL just hangin' @ Elevation AMSL 1,215 ft / 370 m / N 46°21′50″ W 079°25′27″ - soi-disant flâneur & cunning linguist / Pre-Apocalyptic Preppy 🤣🤣🤣 I. AM. CANADIAN 🇨🇦 #ElbowsUp #DropTheGloves #Skoden Ya stoyu z Ukrayinoyu. 🇺🇦 Slava Ukraini
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“Americans think they’re so special with their orange celebrity president. Well guess what? We have our own celebrity version of Don the Con. Meet Yolk Hogan, the leader of the Literal Party. -Literal Party Press Statement Photo: Yves Adams

🤣🤣🤣Yeah, that sounds about right.

Yeah! Right on! Bring back those honkin' huge 8-tracks that thunked when they changed channels mid-song. And how could you not love picking tape outta the car cassette player when it ate the tape while you were driving? Oh, yeah! Bring back those good ole days!

#BREAKING Nayib PUKEle earlier announced that he planned to change #ElSalvador 's national anthem to Margaritaville, and that's why #Margaritas were served at #CECOT Jimmy Buffett later denied PUKEle permission to use the song. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

How unfortunate that an exorcism on #Vance wasn't performed. Nobody spins his head 360 degrees and projectile vomits fences better than Vance.

Far out man. Trippin' music... This is way cool. Check it out. Would have loved to be there. youtu.be/uvq4JVWCrpM?...

Now wouldn't that be something? Even a narrow margin of victory might shape him up. And I keep hearing rumours that Singh is at risk of losing his seat too. This is the most intriguing election that I can ever recall. The times, they are a changin'. #BuggerOffPierre ottawacitizen.com/news/local-n...

These days it's more like how I turned an abandoned beater into my #home. #HousingAvailabity #HousingPrices #HousingStarts

Tails up!!! RUN! Amazing how fast ya kin run if yer gonna git an ass-kicking. Gotta love the hurdling too.

No sympathy. When you vote with your emotions rather than your brain, or because you believe in "my Party, right or wrong" or because your family has always voted for *that* Party, you reap what you sow. Pretty stupid to shit in your own nest isn't it? Suck it up. www.thefp.com/p/im-a-soybe...

Ahhh.... 'tis the season of the spring peeper frogs (Pseudacris Crucifer) once again. The little buggers are only 1 to 1.5 inches long, but can belt out a tune at 140 decibels (about the same level as a heavy metal band or a jet engine.) I'm suddenly gettin' an image of Black Sabbath in B787.

The #American way. Your government doesn't give a shit about you. D'ya think, just maybe, it's time for an #insurrection?

It's true - I never realised this until multiple pictures were posted. When it's a one-off, one doesn't really notice.

Don't forget the wombat. I hear they're all the rage in the US these days.

A #Boeing aircraft falling out of the sky *again*? lol #ICE #GlobalX

Nicely done, sir. Thank you for posting. This is too funny not to re-post.

Will probably be the cheapest thing you'll be able to buy in the #US this year, considering that #China slapped #Trump in the face by ending US beef imports and buying from Australia instead. Filet Mignon will be cheaper than #eggs 🤣🤣🤣

Mark Carney is the only one committed to 👇

Video of Katy Perry's recent trip to the upper atmosphere... youtu.be/z7S_l92wIJM?...

#hashtag #redundancy

Just sharing a purr with the world. I miss that sound. It's probably more soothing than white noise, ambient sounds and environmental sounds combined. Thanks for sharing.

Advance polls are open. Get out & vote. I did. Now it's ur turn, if u haven't done so already. To best #FuckTrump - #VoteCarney I wish that we had electoral reform such that I could vote for Carney directly rather than through a proxy. I. AM. CANADIAN. #CanadaStrong #Never51 #dropTheGloves #ElbowsUp

and I was so hoping that some of the farm workers and fish & meat-packing plant workers could get a change of scenery and a break from the routine of their usual jobs. Dagnabbit!!

Marlaina "Danielle" Smith says, "Sigh...how soon he forgot!"

The 76 gang

The GruppaBambi gang Gangbanger activity has led to the injury of one. You can see one limping with an injured hind left leg - the one with the dark spot on outside of the knee joint. It appears it can't bend the knee. As long as it remains in an urban environment, it may remain safe from predators.

grazin' on a lazy afternoon

Perhaps we could enlist the British, or Canadian proxies to burn Mar-a-Lago and / or the White House?

👍Go Habs go!

"RFK Jr. seems to suggest that he wants people with autism to be in "institutions."" Isn't that an oxymoron, given that DOGE is busy de-funding anything and everything including "mental institutions"? There wouldn't be enough "institutions"left to place them in.

Peyote, 'shrooms & LSD will do that to ya... He's also two feet taller than when un-stoned, sees the layers in the air, his arms keep floating into the air, his cat has a rooster's head, and the leaves on the trees in his yard are lobster claws...

after which they were all promptly flown to El Salvador. Worse news, Global Crossing Airlines (GlobalX) refused to accept Air Chance AeroPlan airmiles points.

#RFK says,"Trump will never use a toilet unassisted."

That kinda sums it up nicely.

🤣🤣🤣 That sounds like something that #Trump would actually say.