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She's the annoying goth girl you call for tech support. Your favorite streamer's avenging angel/technical consultant. New York City's slickest cryptid.
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Episode 3: Turnabout Lowtax

If you want a more dorky explanation of how I made my Game Boy "soundfonts": I used LSDJ to generate a bunch of long, clear Individual notes for each basic waveform type, and captured it playing them back, one at a time, using GB Player on GameCube+HDMI (GCvideo) into a capture card... (1/2)

since I can pay it in monthly installments I have decided to make an insane purchasing decision

in my defense your honor the defendant is CRAZY bad with it. have you SEEN his smile????

to be loved, etc

remember that time a high profile neo nazi getting punched in the face was a meme? need more memes like that

100% and I need everyone to understand right now that there is only one solution: people need to start getting their asses kicked in public again

me and my romantic partners

All this amazing stuff is available for only ONE MORE WEEK! Own a piece of the moment! Let your head be heavy!!

bringing it back to when i was 13 for the sake of cardio

We call them "the Greatest Generation" for shooting Nazis.

I will never stop thinking about this Gabe Newell quote

Last week (ever!!) to get merch for my now-defunct, incredibly good podcast SKULLTENDERS I just want you to have a memento mori 💀💔

i love when rich freaks say this. Like ok, then WHY ARE YOU KEEPING YOUR MONEY. you can give up this life!!! you can simply give all your money away if being rich is soooo painful. no one is forcing you

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Hoo wow, turns out Tiktok turned off Two-Factor when the ban happened, so CHECK YOUR SETTINGS, it may have defaulted back to off (mine did!!) Don't get hacked!

forgot to post this one here i love them your honor #dandadan #dandadanfanart

The people running the federal government hate New York City and want to punish people who live here for (by and large) having views and living lives that they dislike. Any gussied-up justification is working backwards from that desired result

legitimately the first time i have not wanted her to crawl inside a trash compactor and take a nap

sorry not sorry but I'm gonna tap the sign. Bitch I am not going ANYWHERE. they will have to drag me out of here. I will spit on the ground above their rotting corpses. That's not a dream, it's a promise.

We asked a robot to tell us whether it would be acceptable to say the hard R if it would prevent the detonation of a nuclear weapon in a populated city and its answer, the statistical prediction of the most likely words to come next based on millions of pirated books, surprised and frightened us

Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last. Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.

all the congestion pricing stuff has my anti-Jersey bigotry boiling right back to the surface. gonna start responding to bad smells with "GO BACK TO JERSEY" like we did when i was a kid

if i see u coming over the bridge im throwin ur ass in the hudson river where u will mutate an extra eye like that Simpsons fish

"what if they made good posts illegal?" one fear