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emmadearest.bsky.social
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"I'm an accelerationist for ass"

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She's telling me her ass is galactic, but when is it time for the big bang?

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Auracast is a cozy word

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

The morph suit got her acting FREAKY

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I'm on that frequency modulation wave, she tryna fuck with the 2.4 gigaHERtz

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TFW they have the spiritual ED

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She hit me with the Joker 2

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

I'm zoinked on the sauce

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Window breaker butt plug

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The PS1 bootup sound is the millennial meditation mantra

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Its time

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I cawnt believe you've done this

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A U G H F U G G

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Look Morty! I turned myself INTO A WOMAN MORTY, IM WOMAN RIIIiIIIIIIIICK

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

ME WHEN I TREETOL (instead of VTOL)

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

I'm a certified 100% post-woman lesbian

submitted 202 days ago • 1 comment

Cis girls try not to threaten to pee when they laugh too hard challenge: impossible

submitted 203 days ago • 0 comments

If you're not dootin' you're spagootin'

submitted 205 days ago • 0 comments

Lily is perfect and irreplacable her giggles cure heterosexuality

submitted 285 days ago • 0 comments

I put the whore in horology

submitted 326 days ago • 0 comments

French kissing the aunt, kinda gay

submitted 336 days ago • 0 comments

Mark wahlberg lookin ass

submitted 336 days ago • 0 comments

When is Tutter the mouse NOT quirked up?? Like fr

submitted 336 days ago • 0 comments

Macaroni, with the CHIcken STRIps??

submitted 336 days ago • 0 comments

I'm in that Duck Song trap house son

submitted 336 days ago • 0 comments

I'm high, you know what time it is

submitted 336 days ago • 0 comments

ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!! (don’t talk to me or my son ever again)

submitted 438 days ago • 11 comments

When Republicans say "religious freedom" it's code for "Christians do whatever they want to everyone else"

submitted 438 days ago • 7 comments

I don’t care if it’s controversial, I’m still wishing people “Happy Honda Days”

submitted 450 days ago • 33 comments

Nothing like toaster waffles at 3am after it gets below freezing

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Sadako got me questioning my loyalty to all things holy

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Ya got two genders: White Woman and Boston

submitted 521 days ago • 0 comments

Playing with your M855A1 like a fidget toy is just cat girl science

submitted 522 days ago • 0 comments

I'm getting that toppy over at Milwaukee

submitted 523 days ago • 0 comments

Your take on geopolitics are invalid, you never had a Hot Wheels Raptor Blast

submitted 523 days ago • 0 comments

Like zoinks scoob, these portobello mushrooms are hittin different?!

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I don't know where I'm going, but I'm sure getting there

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Girl Dinner

submitted 543 days ago • 6 comments

Happy Birthday @mazko.bsky.social 🎈🎉🎉🎉🎉

submitted 545 days ago • 0 comments

When you really love your cat 🐱🥰

submitted 547 days ago • 8 comments

the only thing that eases the fresh hell of playing Tarkov is hearing @starvingbeast.bsky.social's utterances

submitted 549 days ago • 0 comments

I think socialists and progressives forget how much of the country still runs on thought terminating religious dogma. Even if you could convince them about climate change, they'll just shrug and say "god will save us"

submitted 549 days ago • 0 comments

I've got a p100 half mask and a dream

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