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∞ Hold my hand let's chase the sun ∞ Faffer. Daydreamer. Wanderer. ♡ Rusty at life still.
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Yesterday me was full of hope to meal prep for the week. Today me forgot all about it until getting into bed. 😂

Yes please. One cookie. 🍪

What a year this January has been.

1 cup warm water 1/2 cup RESIST 2 tablespoons olive oil 1 cup DO NOT COMPLY 3 cups whatever flour 1 teaspoon SELF CARE 2 teaspoons sugar 3/4 teaspoon ORGANIZE 3/4 teaspoon salt 1 tablespoon PUNCH NAZIS 2 teaspoons yeast cornmeal, for baking sheet

This is Winry. She has a special pair of glasses that help her keep an eye on the neighborhood. Takes that responsibility very seriously. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

Nearly drowned myself using a waterpik for the first time tonight. But I'm not going to lie, my teeth and mouth feel good. (Always floss & use a tongue scraper, kids!)

*Buys a milk frother* *opens box and drops milk frother* See? This is why we can't have nice things, Emma.

"Let everything happen to you: beauty and terror. Just keep going. No feeling is final." - Rainer Maria Rilke. Happy New Year! Wishing you a healthy and prosperous 2025 ⭐️

I helped a gentleman get off a train earlier, and he called me 'bab'. I've not heard it in years, and made me miss all the time I spent in Brum as a child & teenager.

There is no such thing as dignity in this house 😹

This is Cookie. She believes she can fly, and is pretty concerned about it. 12/10

This is Jazz. She was looking at you. Then you looked at her so she looked away. Wants you to stop looking at her so she can keep looking at you. 12/10

Does anyone else get a random burst of energy at 11pm to do some cleaning or is it just me?

I tartle far too much at my age 😬😂

This is Lucas. He has never worked a day in his life, but is taking a much needed vacation. 14/10

Family includes everyone! ❤️

Thought I ran out of baked beans, so nipped to the shop to purchase two cans. Tell me why when I go to put them away I then spot a six pack of beans on my kitchen floor?! I now have 8 tins of beans. EIGHT.

C'mon SNOW ❄️

When you thought you ran out of milk but then spot just enough to make your final cuppa of the day.

"Māori haka in NZ parliament to protest at bill to reinterpret founding treaty." - shorturl.at/Tz4uu #maorihaka #NewZeland

Edgar Allan Poe would have been the complete poet if he had an extra t in his name.

Mood.

Lance is an uncommon name nowadays… But in medieval times people were called Lance a lot

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I love being here as it seems so chill.

Don't look at the news Don't look at the news Don't look at the news (Looks at the news) Oh, for fuck's sake

41st birthday gift for my brother sorted. 😈

I just really like cheese.

The guys I work with forgot my birthday (not unexpected) and then they redeemed themselves. Only it wasn't gluten free so I had to watch them eat it 🤣

Testing, one two.

A good reminder for when we are ready to pick ourselves up & dust ourselves off....again.... open.spotify.com/track/3eIoBV... #Women

You’re not alone. Half of America chose hope. Hold onto it.