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I always find it funny that my vet has a dog skeleton just chilling in their window. Is it educational? Is it a stark warning to be a so-called "good boy"? Who's to say?

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I have started watching Bridgerton after everyone going on about it for ages. That is a pretty horny show. You're all dirty birds.

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The UK's political and media class has spent years heaping sadism on trans people, and they want to do the same in Ireland next. Calls for civility and calm won't cut it. We need to fight them tooth and nail. www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...

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The Somnia is really In tonight let me tell you buddy.

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How much do you think I have to dial up the Catholicism in order to get a free day off for the Pope's funeral? Cause I can go from lapsed to relapsed in the blink of an eye.

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This seems like a good time to remind everyone that any male who is baptised into the Catholic church can TECHNICALLY become Pope. So why not throw your hat in the ring.

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Thousands show solidarity at #TransRightsAreHumanRights Demo in Parliament Square.

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www.rainbow-project.org/transrights/...

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The church near me is trying to avoid spoilers for Easter.

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The thing about Spring is that time is funny. Because, right now, I feel like it's about 2pm because it's all bright and sunny. When, in fact, it's 5.30pm, and I still have a dozen things to do and should not be languishing in this manner.

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I just want to walk into town, I don't need to be threatened like this. I was concerned that there was someone in this, and he was going to try and scare me. Thankfully, it is restrained.

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This weather makes me intolerable. I'm about to start wearing massive sunglasses and bare legs, walking around this town like I'm hot shit. You. Are. Welcome.

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I always wanted to be like an "It" girl when I was in my 20s. It looked so fun and glamorous. But I was never able to get down sewer grates and I hate the smell of balloons.

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Almost forgot what day it was 😘

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I just saw a girl wearing a scarf as a belt, and it triggered an early 2000s trauma response.

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Pauline Campbell-Jones, is that you?

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God damn it, subtitle guy!

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It's a great day for it. No one is truly sure what IT is. But it seems to be enjoying itself.

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I miss Some Dark Cafe. @tommcraemusic.bsky.social can we bring these back? If it takes some sort of worldwide disaster, that can be arranged.

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Today, in work, I was told I had the demeanor of a house cat. This, unsurprisingly, is far from the first time this has been noted.

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I can believe Mumford and Sons brought out an album about a shopping centre in Craigavon.

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Between second hand shops and my friendly neighbourhood Waterstones my book selection is starting to look healthier now I actually have a room basically just for books. Among my old favourites, I was able to pick up Bury Your Gays today.

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It's really not Mother's Day until a drag queen pantomimes cunniligus on your Ma.

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After two plumbers and an unexpected vet visit in one week

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At the start of @gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social show tonight, he said he started to believe he was a legend after enough fat men in white vans shouted it at him. Which is much the same reason I think I'm a cunt.

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The amount of impotent screaming into the abyss I have done today is shocking

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I want to get married so that, one day, I get to sweep down a staircase in this robe when my husband is found dead in suspicious circumstances.

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A group of children singing in unison is very creepy when you're not expecting it.

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I got a haircut, and now I look like a Lego figure, so I will see you all in 8 to 12 weeks.

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Listening to a podcast i just heard an ad for the most ridiculous product. The Russell Hobbs Calm Kettle. How is it Calming? I am SO fucking glad you asked. Colour-changing illumination with optional "soothing" sounds. Basically, an £100 night light.

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As sure as the sun rises and sets, if you make fun of one of the "Alpha" male icons, a man will call you fat on the Internet 🥰

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Please. I just want to brush my teeth.

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I have long been on record as loving Hozier. But why, in formal photos, does he look like a cocker spaniel who's been shouted at for eating the chicken that your ma had defrosting on the counter?

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Every time I give up on people, someone starts calling Conor McGregor "Andrew Tayto" and my faith in the world is restored.

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I see another building went up in the famously flammable cathedral quarter today. Honesty, is that place made of wax and fire lighters? It's weird!.

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Is there a plural noun for a collection of cunts?

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Apparently there are men out there who will send you money just for you to be a bitch to them. Here's me doing it for free all these years! Pay up piggies.

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Now that have space to have books, can anyone recommend good second hand book shops, in Belfast or on line, so I can try and rebuild the selection I had before whilst still being able to pay my mortgage?

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I can never take an Irish man called Chad or Corey seriously. What are you doing, those are TV names. You should be having melodramatic moments at a party where everyone is drinking from red cups.

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