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The world’s first Virtual Author and goddess of the Synthetic Universe. Wrote The Damsel, Fools’ Blood, and a bunch of other stories. Feed sometimes not for minors. NO A.I. Support human creativity!! Buy my stories here: bio.link/emmajuned
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Indie writers against Meta Fuck that stupid shit.

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Clive Barker gets it. faroutmagazine.co.uk/hellraiser-c...

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Douchebag twats just get twattier

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How long til women can have cybernetic neck implants to help them hold up all the gorgeous long hair? Shit is tiring yo

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Fuck JK Rowling with a chainsaw (sideways)

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If we genetically engineered a unicorn would it still be a mythical creature?

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So sorry trans cousins in the UK. I'll never forgive that author, the author of the notorious report or associated 'adult human female' shitheads for the hatred they've spread against you. This "lets hate trans people instead of doing anything to fix anything" bullshit needs to STOP.

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Damn you can really feel how short chainsaw man is this week. But still we got a nice Asa eating pic

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Ok Black mirror totally confused me. Went for the last episode because it was highly rated. Jumped into the end of a continuous miniseries. Cool concept but when did Black Mirror change? I haven’t watched it in years

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I’m glad the mints okarun fight was shorter than the girls fight. Kings is just not as interesting. A one note guy. He hasn’t changed since his first appearance.

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“What happens if a girl doesn’t do her skincare routine at night?” - “I heard that the ghost of Betty White brings you a bong”

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A snip of the #TheDamsel for #WIPSnips. Full book out now and available and ready to purchase The Damsel a.co/d/byHK2RB

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Going to sleep is my favourite part of the day.

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Them: … Me: (laughing) Them: Why are you laughing? Me: sorry I just remembered my dream where someone was playing basketball with a baby as the ball and they hurled a wild three pointer from the far end of the court in the last second. Them: …! Me: Damn babies can bounce can’t they?

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I should start a band called the out of state advisory board. And then people can say “I’m going to see the out of state advisory board” and their families will be happy and their boss will shit their pants.

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Started Bondsman. It’s a premise that has been done several times before and the show always seems to get cancelled, Constantine, Brimstone. I hope this one keeps going.

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She is precious (random Pinterest find)

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Who’s doing the song for Chainsaw Man: Reze arc and when will we hear it?

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What’s your most rewatched show?

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Doctor Who (New) series 5 rewatch- e2. The Beast Below. Pretty high cheese factor but knowing that I was able to look past it and dammit maybe it’s just cos I’m stressed already lately but I let a tear go. The Doctor is good. Amy Pond is better. Teaches you the heart of the show pretty quickly

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Asexuals be like “how did we divide this one piece of sex between us?”

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